COVID-19: Think like a virus

It's my job to infect humans.  I was created by evil minds to kill the masses.  I don't care what age you are.  If you call me a bitch, I AM!  With flying colors and a lot of people don't think I 'm real.  I'm insulted and will get you for sure.  I like the name #COVID_19 more than #cornavirus.  Humanity needs to wake up and change.  The ones who created me don't care about people on this planet.  I love false information, liars, shame, fear, anxiety, panic, worry, sorrow, crying, anger, hatred and no self-esteem.  My vibration is very low and not of God, angels or ascended masters.  All of Heaven knows, I'm the dark force to cause suffering on every level.  Adults 18-30 will infect their parents that will leave a mark of guilt forever.  It's my job and I'm good at it.  I'm the storm of despair and hopelessness.  Oh baby!  My favorite color is orange, did you miss that one?

HAIR SALON TRIALS

I have the cleanliest Asian hair dresser in Northern California.  Today, followed all of COVID_19 guide-lines for mask etc.  My hair looks great.  I made a personal appointment with ONLY her in the shop (social distancing).  
The trials of owning a hair salon are very difficult.  It's an essential service to groom and honor your beautiful self.
Her landlord is a real bitch, did not make it easy for her to pay rent.  
She placed white foam sheets over her shop windows so no one will break in and steal her product.  
The huge reason why California is slow for opening salons, many salon owners do not care about being clean.  They don't care.

THE BROWN MAN

Went to bank, social distancing, a very very very long line.  Big brown man first in line, blonde lady behind him.  Line is getting longer and longer as 75 yr old masked woman walks to bank doors.  Another hero!  The brown man let the older lady take his spot.  He moved back and the blonde behind threw a fit.  We all ignored her as she stomped back to her car.  

IS TODAY SATURDAY #COVID-19 ?

For days, it's been Saturday.  What's Up Brain?

PINK DONUT

#zoezane forget all the tragedy out there, ordered myself today, a pink donut in a swimming pool . . .

TOXIC STALKER

 #zoezane has a female stalker who thrives on hateful words making others look less.  After they post, I'll repeat what they said and laugh.  Only way this insecure bully can make it right, send #Zoe a sincere apology, I'm sorry for what I said.  THEN, ship a huge shipment for harassing #zoezane ---12 gallons of rubbing alcohol, 1000 safe face masks, 6 boxes rubber gloves large gray, 24 Lysol disinfectant spray 19oz. (IPA, isopropanol), 12 Clorox foaming bleach action spray bottle, 30 empty spray bottles, 32 hand towels, 12 small alcohol wipes and 24 huge Costco toilet papers.

 

SHAME OF KAREN

Walking to my car masked, this BMW, no-mask blond (30 something) gives me her evil eye, like why the mask.  Her heels clicked around the brat's car.  I said nothing.

Opening her car door in demanding voice, "That mask is stupid on your face.  NO!  You look stupid."  Shocked by her boldness, I bent over to get in my car now choking.  I could not stop choking on my saliva, it went down the wrong way.  I tore off my mask.  COUGHING, gasping, I could not breathe.   In seconds, flying droplets landed, the no-masked brat ran the other way !

NO WAR 4 CALIFORNIA DR. BRIX

Dr. Brix, STOP harassing Gov Newsom and Sarah Cody for leadership, wear your damn mask.  American White House EXAMPLE, masks are for pussies.  President Trump and Dr. Brix are socialist and provoke all their raging followers.  NorCal is behaving, check the data Dr. Blind.

ALCOHOL SPELLING

Hello #Covid_19, my spelling is improving cause of you darling.  What makes me joyful?  When a really, totally cool person gives me rubbing alcohol.  #zoezane is OCD with spray bottle on critical surfaces.  I sprayed a mask and sniffed the equate 70% isopropyl and destroyed the bitch corona.

DRUG STORE LAUGHTER

Walking down Walgreen's isle, a blue masked, older woman in wheel chair looked confused.  I asked her if she needed help?  She was looking for anti-acid pills and her mask made it hard to see down or up.  You all know how that feels.  She keep looking till she found it.  We both laughed not being able to see.  She laughed, so happy, so I showed her my pandemic dance.  She roared "HA HA" throwing her hands in the air.  We cackled together as I wiggled my ass.  

SAFEWAY #COVID_19 HERO

I met a masked, black man today with one wooden leg.  He and the black, masked security guard were sitting by the only store entrance.  The grocery carts were on the other side of the two men who were 6 feet apart.  But, if I walked through them, it's 3 feet on both sides of my body.  Kindly, I told them, not 6 feet away to my grocery cart.  The one legged, black man moved.  That's what I call a #Covid_19 Hero!