When I screen a caller, I don't text, they must call. Sunday got this text message, "I need your services".
I said, "Call me, I'm not a texter".
He did not comply and kept texting, he said, "I will send you a confirmation code first to make sure you are a real person. I've been deceived many times before so I don't want to be deceived anymore. Can I send you the code?
I said, "Call me! If you don't call me, you can't see me".
He said, "I will send you a confirmation code first to make sure you are a real person. Okay?"
I said, "Is your job cyber security?"
He said, "Yes. Please check your mobile inbox, I sent the code. Did you receive any code from 220-00?"
I said, "I was here before Yahoo was born and sent the code."
He did not call and did not follow instructions.
He said, "The code is to prove you are a real person. There is a problem with your phone number. Do you have another phone number?"
I said, "There is no other phone number. Your phone number is Google voice".
He said, "Yes, google phone. Will you give me the other phone number? Please give me the other phone number. I'm interested in your service. Do you have another phone number? I have a problem with the phone. I can't verify the phone number. Send me a phone numbers of other family members".
I said, "You're a code loser. Do you understand English? I don't have another phone number. Good-bye".
He said, "Can you give me your wife or friend's phone number?"
I said, "The last time a cyber security guy was in my presence all of his apps were compromised and it took him 45 minutes to fix it, right in front of me. You need to fix your scamming life".
He said, Bye".
I said, "Please do and don't contact me ever again. Thank God you're gone".