THE QUEEN FARTS

twinkle twinkle little farts
how I wonder, here's my poof
up above the world of stink
like a diamond in a blink
twinkle twinkle all the time
its a wonder, smell my toots
(mistress of god farts)




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Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are!




 **** When the blazing sun is gone, When he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, Twinkle, twinkle, all the night. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! **** Then the traveller in the dark, Thanks you for your tiny spark, He could not see which way to go, If you did not twinkle so. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! **** In the dark blue sky you keep, And often through my curtains peep, For you never shut your eye, Till the sun is in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! **** As your bright and tiny spark, Lights the traveller in the dark,— Though I know not what you are, Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! 

ISHTAR, THE WHORE GODDESS

https://www.theoldestprofessionpodcast.com/post/episode-4-ishtar-the-whore-goddess

I'm praying for her divine energy.

To be divine means to have fun and laughter.

FAKE BUTT

when I got a fake whore butt, all the big ones cant get all the way in.  My fake butt is too big !

WHORE

I had this girlfriend who had a fantasy to be a whore.  We did it a lot and it was great.  But, when she saw how much money whore's make, she left me to be a sex worker.  

THE GIRLFRIEND

she costs more than a sex worker.  I added it up, what I spent to maintain the girlfriend.  LOL.  A lot more money!!!  After awhile, I didn't get laid.  Once they know, they got you, it stops.

BAD PEOPLE

are not my clients.  When I change my energy field they don't see me.  Callers with low energies seek other low energy people.  Like attracts like.  Change yourself, change your life.  

THEY LOVE ME THEY HATE ME

I'm Diana, a bi-polar call girl.  When I'm high NO ONE CAN COMPETE with my energies.  When low, I have no money and begging for work.  

FISHING

if it's not going the way you want it to go, DON'T answer the call.  There are better fish in the sea.

DISCREET CONFESSION

I have a high profile job that needs to be invisible, not there, under the radar.  I'm looking for a provider that keeps it simple.  I go by my gut feelings, how I feel, I'm working on developing my intution more and more.  

The key:  how does this person make me feel?  

NO SEX

professional domme:  oh I see your twisted game and you are lucky I did not blow you off as a time waster (i want you, i dont want you for sex) ----- guess what you dont get it

FEEL

u never forget how people make u feel