Wednesday, July 29, 2020

THE BROWN MAN

Went to bank, social distancing, a very very very long line.  Big brown man first in line, blonde lady behind him.  Line is getting longer and longer as 75 yr old masked woman walks to bank doors.  Another hero!  The brown man let the older lady take his spot.  He moved back and the blonde behind threw a fit.  We all ignored her as she stomped back to her car.  



Tuesday, July 28, 2020

IS TODAY SATURDAY #COVID-19 ?

For days, it's been Saturday.  What's Up Brain?




Monday, July 27, 2020

PINK DONUT

#zoezane forget all the tragedy out there, ordered myself today, a pink donut in a swimming pool . . .


TOXIC STALKER

 #zoezane has a female stalker who thrives on hateful words making others look less.  After they post, I'll repeat what they said and laugh.  Only way this insecure bully can make it right, send #Zoe a sincere apology, I'm sorry for what I said.  THEN, ship a huge shipment for harassing #zoezane ---12 gallons of rubbing alcohol, 1000 safe face masks, 6 boxes rubber gloves large gray, 24 Lysol disinfectant spray 19oz. (IPA, isopropanol), 12 Clorox foaming bleach action spray bottle, 30 empty spray bottles, 32 hand towels, 12 small alcohol wipes and 24 huge Costco toilet papers.


 


Saturday, July 25, 2020

SHAME OF KAREN

Walking to my car masked, this BMW, no-mask blond (30 something) gives me her evil eye, like why the mask.  Her heels clicked around the brat's car.  I said nothing.

Opening her car door in demanding voice, "That mask is stupid on your face.  NO!  You look stupid."  Shocked by her boldness, I bent over to get in my car now choking.  I could not stop choking on my saliva, it went down the wrong way.  I tore off my mask.  COUGHING, gasping, I could not breathe.   In seconds, flying droplets landed, the no-masked brat ran the other way !






NO WAR 4 CALIFORNIA DR. BRIX

Dr. Brix, STOP harassing Gov Newsom and Sarah Cody for leadership, wear your damn mask.  American White House EXAMPLE, masks are for pussies.  President Trump and Dr. Brix are socialist and provoke all their raging followers.  NorCal is behaving, check the data Dr. Blind.





Friday, July 24, 2020

ALCOHOL SPELLING

Hello #Covid_19, my spelling is improving cause of you darling.  What makes me joyful?  When a really, totally cool person gives me rubbing alcohol.  #zoezane is OCD with spray bottle on critical surfaces.  I sprayed a mask and sniffed the equate 70% isopropyl and destroyed the bitch corona.




Thursday, July 23, 2020

DRUG STORE LAUGHTER

Walking down Walgreen's isle, a blue masked, older woman in wheel chair looked confused.  I asked her if she needed help?  She was looking for anti-acid pills and her mask made it hard to see down or up.  You all know how that feels.  She keep looking till she found it.  We both laughed not being able to see.  She laughed, so happy, so I showed her my pandemic dance.  She roared "HA HA" throwing her hands in the air.  We cackled together as I wiggled my ass.  



SAFEWAY #COVID_19 HERO

I met a masked, black man today with one wooden leg.  He and the black, masked security guard were sitting by the only store entrance.  The grocery carts were on the other side of the two men who were 6 feet apart.  But, if I walked through them, it's 3 feet on both sides of my body.  Kindly, I told them, not 6 feet away to my grocery cart.  The one legged, black man moved.  That's what I call a #Covid_19 Hero! 



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