"The Zoe Zone" --- Mature MILF Zoe Zane

Mature housewife did phone sex for a living now writing a sex comedy book "Cougar Movie Star"

Saturday, November 15, 2008

My house pets and corn


My three boy cats are gettin' bigger day by day. These wacky Siamese kittens love corn. Corn fed catz??? HA HA HA They are wild and crazy at home, and I built a kitty gym for them designed by my power coach in Canada. Shall I call them the ethanol cats? (((laughing out loud))) Ya baby, the one and only ethanol cats in the world.

Cock sucking update and bingo


I finally got my weekly update posted. Last night I went out with one of my wild girlfriends and played bingo over in Santa Clara near the Elks Log. I got confused with THIS and that, and it is finally up. I need a hot bubble bath right now. I drank last night for the first time in months playing bingo. The money is donated to the Aqua Maids that do synchronized champion swimming. I did a lot of the water ballet in college in a Olympic size12 foot swimming pool. It is so great to do water ballet in a big huge pool like a sexy mermaid. I am so spoiled to have experienced swimming like that when I was 20 years old.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Bikram yoga class last night

I pussy farted 3 times in my hot, sweaty yoga class. It is embarrassing BC I think my close class mates think I am farting. HA HA HA The yoga poses open me up and I pussy farts. eeK!!! Zoe Zane zoblog
At least the pussy farts smell gud! HA HA HA

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Zoe with her Dad


He blew me 2 kisses and told me I was a great kid. Dad told me he was alone all his life. Oh no! What a soldier, all those years holding down the fort. It made me cry when I left the house. I could not stop crying. I sobbed. I thought it was over the crying, the good bye stuff, but I cried a lot. My Dad never told me I was a great kid. There was so much shit going on between my Mother and my Dad like fighting 24/7. Zoe Zane zoblog I will be posting about the passing of my Dad until he leaves his skin suit. This is a big deal for me.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

New porn update and my Dad



(1) My sense of humor leads the way in my porn. The new update is with International Cyber Pimp "Vegas Bad Boy". He has it for me. We have this sex struggle to see who wins out. I WIN!!! HA HA HA It is all fun with it comes to my happy bush, that's me, Miss Zoe Zane. I thought, I would never say happy bush but my bush is a happy bush! he he he he he ----@#$%^&*(.....&*()rgamic_...




(2) My Dad is back home with hospice. At 89 with failing health, he wants to go. We are making him comfortable and letting him do what he wants to do before he leaves his skin suit. Some of my family is helping out along with me. My crazy sister has a legal guardian, whatever that means. My Dad does not have to take care of her anymore. He has done so much for many of us in the family. Dad is a rock from the depression years. Yesterday, I got a room ready for a health care giver that will be with him 24/7 since my family can not care for him 24/7. We all have to work. I tore out all the stuff in the back bedroom and threw it in my crazy sister's bedroom until we get that all org and boxed for her. Whew. Demolition is easy, building it, takes a very long time. I had a fire in my house and watched the demolition take it out so FAST. eek!


Watching my Dad walk a bit was so cute yesterday. He hates hospitals.


Wednesday, November 05, 2008

They arrested the Zoey Zane killer who murdered Emily Sander

here is the link
http://crime.about.com/b/2008/06/04/mexico-to-extradite-zoey-zane-killer.htm

Emily Sander used my porn name spelling it this way, Zoey Zane
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My Dad and me


My Dad is back in the hospital again. He has low sodium levels. If the the sodium levels are forced to fast it could fry the brain and he dies. It does not look gud. He can not get up and walk around. He has not had a drink of water or eaten for 4 days. He is not allowed to drink water in fear he might coke. He was in pain last night, in bed too long. If he does not improve by the weekend, the family is supporting his position to let him go. Right now all the wires, tubes etc. are keeping him alive. He is 89 years old and a rock. He was true and steady all his life, although his marriage to my mother was not a happy one. They fought all the time. I'm making peace with him right now. There is not much time left and I'm catching up. I do not want to look back after he is gone and wish I made it right with him. (My life with my father, there are many deep hidden secrets that no one in the family wants to address). In the hospital, Dad acts like a little child. It is so cute. He did not get much nurturing as a child from his battle ax Mother. I can only take the hospital for a few hours and then I go home. I raised a deformed child, as a new mother. I watched her die. It will be time for my Dad to leave his skin suit. It looks like it might be very soon. From the time I was born until this last year, my relationship with Dad has been a stressful one. I want to make sure he and I are okay with each other. He scared away all my boyfriends until he found the right one for me in college. That marriage was loveless. He does feel bad, he thought my first marriage was made in heaven. That first marriage was a living hell for me. I will be running back and forth to the hospital this week.

A fun note: the 3 boy kittens are doing great. We are all settling in and WE are all happy together. They are at home with me and not at my studio. My home is my sanctuary, where ONLY select people are invited. Zoe Zane zoblog

Saturday, November 01, 2008

A nice surprise on Halloween for Zoe

Yesterday evening about 6 PM PST I drove over to the mall to buy some See's candy. The See's candy ladies were handing out free carmel hard candy suckers to all the kids. I jumped in and helped for the fun of it. I had so much fun doing my charity work for See's giving all the tiny people on the planet "trick R treat smell my feet". HA HA HA I finally went into get some of my favorite candies. SURPRISE Zoe......the manager gave me a free 1/2 lb. of candy for helping his See's candy ladies. I had so much fun handing out the candy. He saw that and gave me a present. Too sweet.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

10 min vid clip of kinky wild nurse and her potty

chair. I will be the freaky kinky Nurse for Halloween. New vid clip for memebers of me sitting on a potty chair in my torn pantyhose, my big dick and dirty talk. Update for Halloween preview pics. I LOVE HALLOWEEN sex freak!!!

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