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    Saturday, December 31, 2011

    Next year a writing fool - book will be finished

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    I'm joining up with Kashmir Mob Princess for the completion of the book. She has a sassy attitude with my bitch attitude when it comes to writing. She's Jewish. I have many Jewish friends.

    Miss Zoe was accused of being mean the other day. What a cry baby. That cry baby caused the damage, not me. I was not supporting the cry babies' crap. The cry baby is trying to wipe me out. The cry baby failed. Little does the cry baby know how tuff I am!!! Tried to put it back on me. Best thing for me to do is not respond back. The cry baby likes to get me in the fight. It's not my fight but your fight cry baby.

    Today, I started my New Year celebration with my banker. I gave him a bottle of champagne. This year I will direct myself to high positive energy, and run like hell from anything that keeps me down. Nothing is standing in my way, here I come world. woo Hooo!

    Thursday, December 29, 2011

    Days fly when buzy - continued hate the fruit cake blog

    My two daughters made a big deal over my ex's fruit cake - the cake they hate. Everyone grabbed their favorite dessert but not the fruit cake. So my stripper daughter cut herself a big chunk of the colon clogging fruit cake. She took a very sharp knife to cut the hate cake. Over and over, she cut thin slices. Now the cake is cut into a 25 tiny tin slices. Then she cut it crosswise, over and over. She got up from the table, walked outside, threw it in the snow for the birds to eat. She went back inside got herself a nice dessert and smiled. My baby daughter cut herself a huge piece of "I hate fruit cake". She placed tons of whipping cream on top of it. She walked to the laundry room left the cake on the floor for the cat to eat. The cat licked off the whipping cream and left the soggy fruit cake on the paper plate. One of my grand kids saw what my stripper daughter did to the fruit cake. The grand kids hate fruit cake. The oldest boy took the remaining cake out to the garage. He took a hammer and slammed the soggy cake. Then, kicked it to the wall and laughed. WOW! The fruit cake is killed. My ex saw what they did to his fruit cake. He asked them why they did not eat the killed cake. They started to laugh eating their favorite dessert. "We hate fruit cake Dad!" He said, "Oh?" My ex has no emotion about anything since he is closet gay and can't admit his is gay. The gay community would not have anything to do with an old fart like my ex. If he admitted he was gay where would he go. The Mormon Church would not accept him and neither would the Utah gay community. So he swims in his lie and buys fruit cake that everyone hates. Laughing gleefully ---- HA HA HA ---- Zoe Zane

    Sunday, December 25, 2011

    I throw up when I eat Christmas fruit cake

    Got this call from my stripper daughter and baby daughter, how their father, my ex, went to the store for a family Christmas dessert. My ex bought a Christmas fruit cake that no one likes! Tonight, the girls will mocked the cake at my ER doctor's house. His house is not the traditional, poor Mormon Utah family house. My ex, a misogynist, he hates women. My two daughters are feeling his hate for women on Christmas Day. He got up early yesterday morning to see if the girls wanted to go to breakfast with him. He walked into their rooms saw they were sacked out. He didn't ask them out for breakfast(he's a tight wade, only spends $$$ on his guns and gun club). He later on told the girls he went by himself to breakfast. He has a cheesy, old red truck, drives way slow. He asked the girls IF they want to go down with him to dinner. My baby daughter told him, no way. I will drive down with my big sister. He made sure his Christmas dessert would be hated by all. He bought what he wanted for dessert. He doesn't care about anyone but himself. The girls will make sure they make a HUGE spectacle over the fruit cake. It's a traditional fruit cake with dried candied fruit, red and white raisins, dates and nuts. I   h a t e   raisins. My Mom made these raisin cookies, I picked out the raisins, threw them over the couch. Cooked raisins make my shutter, I want to throw up. I will let you know what happens over the butt plugging Christmas fruit cake in Utah.
    My version of Christmas fruit cake is this: gingerbread cake with a touch of Disaronno, Italian Liqueur - Amaretto, gum drops, M&Ms, maraschino cherries and nuts. I know the kids would love Mom's tainted version of let's have some fun Christmas cake.

    History of Fruit CakeThe history of fruit cake can be traced, by most accounts, to the ancient Romans.

    In the early 18th century, fruit cake, then known as plum cake, was outlawed in Europe for being sinfully rich. From 1837 to the turn of the century, fruit cake was very popular in England and always had a place on the high tea table.

    In the United States, fruit cakes are popular items to send soldiers, and in 2006, Americans mailed 2,952 pounds of fruit cake to soldiers stationed in Iraq, according to the Christian Science Monitor.

    Types of Fruit Cake
    The basic ingredients for fruit cake are flour, sugar, eggs, alcohol such as rum, nuts and candied or dried fruit. Also, recipes may include additional spices and ingredients typically found in cakes, such as vanilla extract, cinnamon, nutmeg, citrus peel, almond extract, allspice and cloves.

    SOPA legislation - is there more than meets the reading

    The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), also known as H.R. 3261, is a bill that was introduced in the United States House of Representatives on October 26, 2011, by Representative Lamar Smith (R-TX) and a bipartisan group of 12 initial co-sponsors. The bill expands the ability of U.S. law enforcement and copyright holders to fight online trafficking in copyrighted intellectual property and counterfeit goods.[2] Now before the House Judiciary Committee, it builds on the similar PRO-IP Act of 2008 and the corresponding Senate bill, the Protect IP Act.[3]

    The originally proposed bill would allow the U.S. Department of Justice, as well as copyright holders, to seek court orders against websites accused of enabling or facilitating copyright infringement. Depending on who requests the court orders, the actions could include barring online advertising networks and payment facilitators such as PayPal from doing business with the allegedly infringing website, barring search engines from linking to such sites, and requiring Internet service providers to block access to such sites. The bill would make unauthorized streaming of copyrighted content a crime, with a maximum penalty of five years in prison for 10 pieces of music or movies within six months. The bill also gives immunity to Internet services that voluntarily take action against websites dedicated to infringement, while making liable for damages any copyright holder who knowingly misrepresents that a website is dedicated to infringement.[4]

    Proponents of the bill say it protects the intellectual property market and corresponding industry, jobs and revenue, and is necessary to bolster enforcement of copyright laws especially against foreign websites.[5] Opponents say that it infringes on First Amendment rights, is Internet censorship,[6] will cripple the Internet,[7] and will threaten whistle-blowing and other free speech.[8]

    The House Judiciary Committee held hearings on SOPA on November 16 and December 15, 2011. The Committee is scheduled to continue debate when Congress returns from its winter recess.[9]

    Saturday, December 24, 2011

    Take camera home to film the cats on XMAS Day

    My 3 male cats are so funny. Everyone needs to see the crazy fun stuff they do living with Miss Zoe. I grabbed the camera for video fun on Christmas Day in San Jose.

    At night I will Apple on iChat with the grand kids in Utah.

    Early today, I walked through Valley Fair Mall, not crowded. I'm a ground hog for porn with all my sites. I had to get out and finish up last minute shopping.

    I did something very kinky just a few minutes ago with BMW. wooHoooo

    Merry Christmas everyone. Love to all my close friends who are there for me no matter what happens. You know who you are.

    Video this week - 2 MILFS give NY black dick a foot job together. WOW!

    Tuesday, December 20, 2011

    On Friday - Southern Charms

    Hi Buttercup. Diva is going making you break your rules. Bad Diva! Jump in your car, drive to your special "Net View" location. Now lust over your Diva's shorts and switch pics. I've posted some special pics just for you in my yellow shirt and short shorts. It's yours, the switch I have in my hand. Bring to me, here's this list: Ivory Soap regular size, chocolate cake with lots of frosting and German Chocolate Cake with Coconut topping. YUMMY! You know when and where, the date, the time. Make sure you bring me a fresh lime tree switch from your morning walk. I'm thinking, we could do a drive by near the Wild Forest in San Jose. (maybe in January in the morning). I'll jump out, pose fast, take off laughing. I spoke with my movie director/movie critic. He knows about the unkept wild tree location. He made the comment that Clint Eastwood thinks San Jose is a low life city because of the wooded area. I told him about the Hart Murder Movie. You know your Diva likes a good murder movie. Diva adores evil Jessica Lang in American Horror Story. Diva has been searching in vintage shops for clothes similar to Jessica Lang's wardrobe on AHS. Her Xmas Surprise Video, the clothing is vintage. Lic Lic Lic

    Yesterday, a 1950's nylon admirer worshipped Diva's legs. He was begging Diva to pose in vintage clothing for his site. He is one of many photographers who longs to take photos of Diva's vintage.

    Zoe Zane

    Monday, December 19, 2011

    Sunday - video photo shoot with new director

    I'm finally finishing up projects before Xmas. One short video, smoking naked, I muted the sound and added royal free music. Now to upload my Holiday Surprise video for this weeks update. No sound. WTF. It freaked me out, my camera is broken? ---I tweaked windows movie maker over and over, still no sound. My daughter called and asked me, first question from IT, do you have the speakers turned on? I checked. speakers turned off. LOL. That's the problem, I shut down WMM, then opened it up again. Silly me. Clicked on the video, I have sound! WHEW. This happened just before my yoga class. I'll get the short surprise video up today. woo hoooo

    My new film director gave me free movie for a Xmas present. The movie "WARRIOR" is pretty good. Great story line. My new film director is a movie critic.

    Today I'll get a phone call from some very important people. I'm looking out for the founder of a huge project. This project will change the world. I'm so thankful to be apart of a noble cause to help sex workers.

    Let all three cats outside this morning for some fresh air. Let's go boys.
    My favorite drink for the holiday is Asti Martini & Ross Champagne.

    Zoe Zane

    Drive safe out there before Xmas - it is crazy ---- !@#$%^&....999<<<@...#$%^&!!!

    Saturday, December 17, 2011

    Friday - 5 nylon videos

    I'm tired this morning, jumped into the bath tub and relaxed on my slant board. I took a 15 min nap, feel better! Yesterday, I dressed up and undressed sooooo many times my head was spinning. Still have 4 more videos to do for ffstockings.com

    Working on zoezane.com update right now. Then, I did my wonderful session, STARDOMTHEATRE -  Fetish Diva Diamond BBHJ. He told me he liked the surprise, what I might do to him when blindfolded. He was very happy and gifted Miss Zoe more. woo hooo! I love BBHJ. I can bring in the Goddess energy, lift myself and him too. Holiday Update --- Look for it on Sunday - I'll be in my cute maid antler's attire. Furry loves and HO HO HO to the World. Sexy Miss Lizz took the pics in our "Lust in Livermore" adventure last Saturday.

    This morning, my 3 cats snuggled up to me in bed under the covers. Peanut first, his cheek up to mine, them 20 pound Buddy dumped himself on top of Peanut. Peanut did not care. He is so funny. Smashed by his brother and sleeping away. Finally Chubs arrived and curled up down by my belly button. That is over 50 pounds of purring kitty loves for me. WOW!

    Wednesday, December 14, 2011

    Click link 1952 North Star Fridge called "Buttercup"

    Buttercup. I want to show you the yellow fridge called "Buttercup". In my kitchen you will have the rare privilege of standing in front of it with your pants down. Look up high, do you see the lime tree switch on top of the cupboard knobs? That switch is just for you, unruly Buttercup. At any given time, your Diva can grab it, make you dance as she smacks your bottom to bright red. Next time, nose to the corner, place your finger tips on your shoulders prancing on and on and on. Pick up your feet and perform for my lady friends, right quick. We're laughing with glee knowing that all of us can hold you down in the backyard. Let's whip him with the switch he cut for himself. We'll force Buttercup to the ground, take it now, wisp wisp wisp. Big, huge smiles from Diva's lady friends. You deserve it. All my lady friends will watch you swat like a dog. Now --- put your face in the grass. Do it, Buttercup. Then Diva will hose you off and watch your dingle berries blast off into space. Oh what fun, let's take Buttercup to the bathroom, give him a "Ivory Soap Enema" from the red bag nailed to the wall. Your Diva loves to watch your face crunch up with pain. Buttercup is helpless in the bathroom, unruly no more! LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING ...#$%^&@---$%^&*(...!
    Fetish Diva Diamond aka Mistress Miss Zoe --- I love you Buttercup. You have a Nothstar 1952's fridge named after you. That's so spee-cal.

    Tuesday, December 13, 2011

    Crazy Driver, my lips are blue yeah -- eeK!

    Saturday: Lust in Livermore with Sexy Miss Lizz in a hotel room was fantastic as always. We were really funny bad, crazy wild. She and I pissed all over the place. When I tell fetish friends they laugh at what we did. I was the school teacher who peed on the desk, ironing board and bed. Lizz peed on the mirror, the curtains, the bed, and outside in the hallway which was very daring. We made sure there were no security cameras on the ceiling. We went out for a smoking fetish video by a liquor store. I flashed my pussy at some guy. He was hanging around till we drove off. The fetish for golden showers is well loved by my slaves. Very soon on clisp4sale, my pee pee videos.

    Sunday: Drove to Monterey to dominate female sub Justin with master Jo Jo Max. It was awesome how we all clicked. They're in love with me, Fetish Diva Diamond.
    Oh, I got lost driving from Livermore to home, drove into Tracy. OFM! In Monterey, I got lost again, drove past the airport and made it to the hotel room. WHEW!
    I'm not one to drive so far. The devil is making me do naughty in far places. Big smiles. Miss Zoe has been a driving fool. Last night I went to yoga class to rid myself of tension --- ahhhh....

    Yesterday day, Monday I was off the wall busy with fetish slaves.

    Mercury in retrograde it moving past all of us now. Make sure when you sign contracts, everything is clear OR just wait till Mercury is back home. That will be on December 15.

    I'm doing good this morning talking with my best friend in Ohio. My Cashmier Mob Princess has my back. She is a true blue friend forever. Friends I dumped this year tried to hon in on my established circle of great friends. They did not succeed. Know, I know who my real friends are. I love you Lizz. Merry Holidays everyone. It's Tuesday in San Jose.

    Thursday, December 08, 2011

    High Definition VIDEO BABY - Sexy Miss Lizz Website

    I have a hard time making changes. It means I have to learn how to do something new. I get nervous when I don't know how to make teckie stuff work. Baking a cake or cookies, no big deal. Doing the teck-thang ---- is a big deal. I'll keep plodding along till I get it right. High definition video needs different different editing software like Adobe Premier. I just took in a big breath and blew it out. It makes me want to eat cookies and chocolate when I face the learning curve for HD video. This is what I get when I do it on my own and not go to school. Oh Zoe, cowboy up and do it.

    Over the weekend Sexy Miss Lizz and I will be having fun together. She is dependable and a great friend. Here is a pic of us doing our wild thang at AVN Porn Convention 2011. We turned a lot of heads like Nina Hartley, Ron Jeremy, Deauxma and her agressive, competitive husband. I wish Larry would just get it, lets do porn together! It will not happen, I can wish, Larry will have to swallow his ego. Airforce jocks like Larry don't swallow their egos, so forget it Zoe. I know the fans on the world wide web would go crazy if Sexy Miss Lizz, Deauxma and Zoe Zane were doing hot housewife HD Video. We R mature, hot 4 sure.

    Last night I watch American Horror Story. Jessica Lang has the police jumping to put her in prison. She just smiles and twinkles around them. She knows that it won't happen. Violet is dead, she just found out. The Rubber Man boyfriend didn't save her life. Violet's pregnant Mom was raped by Rubber Man. She's carrying twins, one is her husbands, the other twin was conceived by Rubber Man. It's a very dark series and I love it.

    Wednesday, December 07, 2011

    I am back - up on eros-guide

    In 2008, I sadly left eros-guide. But today, I get this email and they want me back. I was the first mature woman on eros-guide to post mature. I will be the bold and post that I'm over 60. In the mature section women under 40 posted. They do it so they can be noticed. The men want women who are over 40. It ruffled my feathers a long time ago but I don't care now. I know what men are seeking.

    I have been talking to a foot fetish webmaster on clips4sale. Soon you will see my feet in High Definition. We are working about the details so we both win.

    Someone female I had a close encounter with is trying to sabatoge me. It's not working.

    This weekend, I'll be up in Livermore doing video and photos with my best friend Sexy Miss Lizz. We are calling it --- Lust in Livermore! HA HA HA

    Friday, December 02, 2011

    Studio is clean and organized - yipeee!

    I usually blog more but this studio stuff is very time consuming. I'm down to the last of it. I didn't find the USB Cable for my HD Camera. I ordered on a cable on line. A close male friend found the first recorded vintage upskirt school teacher video on the memory card. I DID IT! He will help me with video in the future. I have another male confidant who is a writer/movie critic. He will help me with photos and video too. I'm hand picking the right people to further my porn life. I'm so blessed.

    Yesterday, I was at my bank correcting an important account. The male banker was curious about my Inzane Productions, how I got the name. He wanted to know my porn name, I didn't tell him. I want it to be just business with my bankers and advisers. At least for now. When my book is published they will know who I am. I have another publisher that is very interested in my book.

    Updates for my fetish site "The Happy Domme", http://www.stardomtheatre.com yoga class, there isn't much time to sleep. Sorry Buttercup. I'm swamped with a movie project for Canada, Southern Charms, clips4sale videos, all my sites and the Monster Cat Crew.
    W H E W!

    Sunday on my live cam show, I will have 70's male porn star, Will. My lovely Will will help me on the show. He's a professional writer too.


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