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    Friday, December 31, 2010

    Last night got this call from a infamous MILF

    She lives close to me after all these years. We had a nice chat about our lives. She and I are on the same page about our lives. Funny how things turn out. Now, I see clearly why she did what she did. Tonight, we have plans to tear up the town.
    I want to thank everyone who assisted me this year. Thank you thank you thank you..... so much. I'm still standing. I'm not sure IF your Zoe Girl will go to Bikram on the 1st of January. I did last year. Many of the twig yoga girls show up in the morning. It can be too much, I might not go. I need to get a pair of horse blinders or some big ass sun glasses for yoga class. Even though, I've completed four 60 day challenges there is more to work on. Oh fuck my brain, I'm HOT SHIT! Who cares if some tri-exercised to death chick laughed at me for saying the words "HOT SHIT". It takes one to know one? I'm twice her age and she has more growing up to do. My plan for live cam show is Sunday 2.2.2011 time 9AM PST as as the "Sparkle Kitty Bitch" What the hell is that Zoe? Maybe a combo ghetto and kitty motif. HA HA HA

    Wednesday, December 29, 2010

    Mercury in Retrograde - Dec 30 is last day

    How interesting for Mercury to do it'z thang at the end of the year. I did pretty gud will all the delays etc. I'm working on costumes for Vegas. Splash Sparkle and No Spam!!! HA HA HA I like bacon not ham and slam your spam! I love bling anything. Maybe I need to bling out my teeth? HUM! HA HA HA I had braces when I was a teenager and hated them. Funny how things turn into to a big, trendy fashion. I wore my silver wires for 4 years. eeK! Bling on teeth is not very pretty but to some people it is the shizzle! Granny with bling! Funny, laughing out loud with a big fat grin.
    Went to yoga last night. Before class, I was fried. During class I was calm, in a trance, and made it to the end. Did camel pose 2 times. Also I can handle the 4:30PM class (hotter class) after my last 60 day challenge. My body surprises me all the time. I'm ingesting new nutrients for stamina. Will let you know how they are helping me after 30 days. After Vegas, I will do another 60 day challenge. Many of us will do a challenge even thought the studio is not sponsoring one. The studio is ready for an upgrade --- new carpet and paint, then expanding down into empty buildings. It has taken 8 years for this expansion. Build it and they will come.

    Monday, December 27, 2010

    Make a long list for Vegas trip

    I have a ton of things to finish before my AVN Porn Convention/Vegas trip. I'm still studying for my driver's test. eeK! Tonight is Monday, and I'm taking the night off for yoga. I was tired yesterday before class. When I get too tired my mind plays games with me. I need to wear blinders when I go to yoga class. There are a bunch younger babes with kick ass bodies. Hardly anyone my age who practices Bikram has a kick ass body. I'm such a perfectionist. Stop it! Be kind to yourself Zoe. It takes love and patience to keep going. Focus on what makes you happy and don't compare yourself to women who haven't had kids. LOL. It's a bad habit and a no no!

    Sunday, December 26, 2010

    Dec 24Th - Dec 26Th - Boot Video "YOUTUBE"

    On Dec 24Th, I finally connected with my son. He had to work late and left his phone in the back of his car. On Dec 25Th, I went to Bikram yoga at 8AM PST. It was so amazing to sweat with 25 other Bikram freaks. I posted a video on my site, THEN ran over for dinner at Mormon Bishop brother's house. It went pretty gud. He and I see how America was nuked in 2008. We both are on the same page. His wife works with many financial people in her job. I'm going over to Borders to buy this book on American capitalism. Education is always good. I'm all about freedom for the top of my head to my pinkie. My ER doctor son told me about the book. After I had dinner, I drove down to my son's house for Christmas. He was fried from working in sales all year long. We might go see Tron today??? This morning in my live cam show on "Cam World" ----- I opened up presents from fans. I looked very sexy in my bikini top, mesh "69" dress with sheer thigh highs and jean knee high boots. So all and all, I made it through the holidays in flying colors. Whew!
    Cat Rescue: Early this morning, I found the male feral cat on the fence, his name is "Boy Boy". My girlfriend who is a cat rescue lady was worried about him. I called her up and made her Xmas. Now she knows "Boy Boy" is safe from the evil neighbors that hate cats. IF..... I ever see them on my property, I will call the LE for trespassing. I want to scare the shit into them, let them know I mean business. I know they have never starved or they would not be so mean to feral cats. Have you ever starved? I have! It's awful to starve in your skin suit. Zoe Zane

    Friday, December 24, 2010

    If you are alone on Christmas Eve.....

    I understand how you feel. Tonight, I had plans with family and can not get them on the phone. In 2010 for the holidays, I made sure NOT to be alone. This is weird that my family is not answering their iPhone. I have no other way to contact them. I do feel rejected, but I will not get funked out. In early Spring, I found some enlightened gurus at yoga. I have not seen them for some time. I had a reading which told me to be my own best friend. Tonight is a teat for Miss Zoe. I went to yoga class at 4:30 PM PST so I could be with my family. This one son can be flaky. He invited me down to his house for goodies on Xmas Eve. Still no answer from him. I will take some wash down to the wash room. The cats are calm now. When I came home they were all over me for attention. I'll find something interesting to watch on Cable. Ah, what the hell, I'm the best damn company there is for me on Xmas Eve. Early today, I placed two big red bows on Dad's house for Xmas. The house looks like Sacks Fifth Avenue. My bitch Dad would of never allowed such greatness. But, I am his daughter so in your face Dad! HA HA HA All the living right now love your house. I'll get the camera out tomorrow and post a pic of the big red bows on the iron gates. Maybe my son and his girlfriend have a medical problem with her aging Mom? Who knows? I wish them a Merry Xmas. Most of all, I wish myself a merry happy glorious Xmas. To all of you who spent Xmas alone I wish you happiness and good health. Your friend at her key board and her big, fat smile. Miss Zoe

    Thursday, December 23, 2010

    Chapter in the book - Housewife Whore Hater

    A housewife finds out her husband is seeing hookers. He lies about it. The housewife stalks the whore and plans to kill her.

    Wednesday, December 22, 2010

    New blog page for www.zoezane.com

    I had my own blog/diary a few years back. I'll build a blog page as before. Not hard at all. Although, I'll need to link up my new blog link to other blog sites.

    Today, I pigged out on Wall Street II movie with Michael Douglas. I watched it over and over again. I wanted to see how traders operate. I think I got it. Most important about trading: trade strong companies and keep the risk minimal. Make a plan when to get in and get out. Do not trade on emotions or speculations.
    I liked the words, " Don't run when you lose. Don't whine when you're down. Money never sleeps. If you ignore her, she is jealous. You need to watch her all the time or else she is gone just like that."

    Tuesday, December 21, 2010

    I love fetish! Do you have a tongue fetish? Click here

    Last night I had a fetish friend show me the wildest, LONG tongues on the planet. I watched 2 girl video clips on a Mac. It was interesting how each girl loved the other girl's tongue. Angel Fire has a bad ass tongue! She's the new hot tongue fetish girl. I surfered clips4sale.com and found this link for tongue fetish - just copy and paste into your browser.

    Monday, December 20, 2010

    Charged up the High Definition video camera

    over night. They don't make camcorders like they used to. It's a lightweight Sony
    16 GB High Definition 1080. I still love my DCR-VX2000. I did it. Now for more lesbian porn this year. More women are surfing my site. I'm gonna turn the women on to what they like. Men love 2 girl porn so they can get turned on too. wooHooooo

    Saturday, December 18, 2010

    Christmas Tradition: Cum on my Face

    I've been wild and busy with cum on my face. Usually I go over to See's Candy with cum on my face. Not this year! HA HA HA
    After I did the photo shoot with my girlfriend Andrea Storm on Thursday, I ran over to Starbucks with the photographer's cum on my face. It looks like dried milk. Then I got this crazy idea to wear the cum on my face to my yoga class. I did just THAT! A lot of men in class were talking to me before class. Men know when you're a cum slut even in yoga. HA HA HA

    Thursday, December 16, 2010

    My neighbor owes me

    Yesterday, I did the weirdest thang, I was interviewed my US Army Intelligence Department in my kitchen. LOL. The officer was asking me questions about the integrity of my male neighbor down below me. It was real. I'm gud at reading people. She wore a brown pantsuit and white shirt. Nice pleasant female in her thirties that is not getting laid very much. She asked me IF he had secret encounters with the enemy. LOL. My male neighbor wants to work for Army Intelligence. He will be investigated by the US Army for 6 months. All of you know what I do and my porn sites. I'm assuming the US ARMY of Investigation knows about me. I'm not under the gun, he is.
    This is how he will repay me the good interview I gave him: my furnace is old and hard to open up. I will ask him him to figure out how to open it up so I can put a clean air filter in the damn thang. My life as a female porn producer is way off the curtin rod, too freaky deekie for me, sometimes. After the interview, I called my stripper daughter. She was a bit shocked I even opted to do the interview. Her words, "Oh Mom, that was a very interesting experience indeed! If they want you to answer more questions just tell them you do not not want to get involved anymore." Right on girl.
    Next subject: how to make a porn movie. Lighting is so important. Natural lighting is best if you have the right window with the right light. At home I have the right lighting in my living room. The window is big on the Northeast side. Tom Mayes who loves older women did a photo shoot of me at home for the web site www.allover30.com. He told me my living room had great light with the shades open in the afternoon. Another trick that the webmaster www.ffstockings.com uses is 2florescent lights on a strip. The webmaster of this site worked in Hollywood movies. He knows his stuff. He uses floresent lighing in hotel rooms when on the road.

    Wednesday, December 15, 2010

    How to make a porn movie - do you have a fantasy to be a male porn star?

    Let's make a porn movie, do it fast, get a camera, get a few people together, sounds easy right. If you want to make porn yeah gotta have patience. I've been producing amateur porn for over 10 years. In 2010, the best camera to buy for porn is High Definition. All the ways to watch porn are moving together. Many of the TV stations still use "mini DV tape". High Definition is sharp and clear. I'm still holding onto my Sony mini DV tape camcorder. I do have a High Definition camera that I will bump up by the end of the year. Oh yeah, gotta have some money to pay your models, IF you're going big and want original rights. Female porn stars are paid the most BC we like to watch the women. Sorry guys, that's how it is. Most men in porn do it for the show and they get laid. All porn stars are extroverts and exhibitionist. Introverts don't make good porn stars. Their dicks don't get hard in front of the camera or other people. If you have a male porn star fantasy and introverted, keep it that way. You might be able to fuck a female one on one but getting the close up shots will be difficult if your mind and dick feel the pressure to perform. That means a limp dick and hurts your self-esteem. That's why all the male porn stars are porn stars. Their dicks can perform in front of the camera and other people. I will be posting how to make a porn movie for the next months to come. Stay tuned. Zoe Zane Mature MILF Porn Star

    Monday, December 13, 2010

    My yoga friends and my feet

    I'm so blessed to have the strength to do Bikram yoga. In the past, I would give credit to the old boyfriend or another person for my recovery to walk again. Leaving the Mormon, and first husband was totally scary. It meant leaving my family. I was frozen in my body. Today, I know I was the one who did all the work. I can only change myself, I'm the only one who is responsible for me, and I'm the only one who can do the work. It's up to me to walk and dance again. Getting yourself out of the victim mode takes time and patience. Your ego protects you and keeps you in fear. Doing Bikram yoga is a challenge for everyone who has the balls to practice. No one can escape the process. But those who do Bikram will stand and be strong. No free hand outs at Bikram. No free health care at Bikram. Yeah gotta pay and yeah gotta do the sweaty work.
    Last week the foot fetish photographer Glen took pics of me. Here is stand and deliver pic on my car with my naked pretty feet. Thank you so much Glen.

    Saturday, December 11, 2010

    The secret mask party - my mind is my theater

    was well attended. I wore a full silver face mask, white lyric body suit, pearly star studded jacket and black spiked knee high boots. The lighting was beautiful for romance. The DJ played his music at the end of the room. When "Poker Face" aired by Lady GaGa, I was charged. Ms. Andrea Storm had a lovely feather mask with her dark red sparkled dress. Many of the guests wanted their identity concealed. It blocked the energy. Bummer. Beautiful people tapped down the energy. LOL. I needed a few more wild friends to blast our energy beyond the concealed energy. I think this party was for intimate couples who came togher. Not a big show party like Folsom Street Fair. I did my wild thang and escape out the doors. In the lobby, I ran into a party of 4 Asian couples. They saw my anime silver mask and went crazy. WOW!. I got more energy from the Asians in a few minutes than the whole time at the secret party of masks. I went, I experienced the secret mask party. Hum? Shall I write in my book what would happen at my secret party with my erotic party sex mind? Yes! I will do this with all my fictitious characters.

    Thursday, December 09, 2010

    Tear up the house for a photo shoot - Click here to foot site

    I went threw box after box, suitcase after suitcase, to find what I needed for this foot fetish shoot. I've never disclosed what I go through for porn, behind the scenes. Going through all of my wardrobe is time consuming and exhausting. I need a wardrobe assistant. That's my fantasy and who knows I might get it someday. HA HA HA ---- huffing puffing sweating away in my studio. I get anxious before a shoot. I've never worked with Glen. He found me after talking with another foot fetish webmaster Tracy. I guess I gotta go for the feet since they are totally GORGEOUS. I've been really distracted with other subjects for porn content. Since I was a young girl, I knew I had beautiful feet. I've loved my feet forever. Here is a big pile of clothes, I gathered together, for the photo shoot this afternoon in San Jose. It will be at a hotel room off the El Camino. Glen is on vacation and flew up to take pics of my feet. He and I love Betty Page and Marilyn Monroe. I'm taking my Monroe wig with me. Let's see if Glen likes it?

    Wednesday, December 08, 2010

    House, Foot Photo Shoot, Driving Test, Tongue Fetish

    Dad's house is in the final stages and then back up on the market. In Cupertino School District, California houses are selling. YES, they are selling. Good news!
    My Scrooge brother and I are mending the past. After I understood he was mentored by my hardcore Dad, I can tame the beast in both of us. We are becoming friends.

    Thursday a foot fetish photographer and I will meet at a private location for glam foot fetish pics. I tore up boxes of outfits and have not found the polk-a-dot skirt he asked for. I think he just likes the look.......... Sooooo, if I get something similar it will work.

    Driving test study program: I did not know that when you get in a car accident at 30 miles an hour, NOT wearing your seat belt, it's like falling off a 3 story building. eek! The car stops but you keep going. Children not in seat belt/car accidents are killed more this way than any other way. LOL. Strap you kids up everyone.

    Last night, I headed North to see a tongue fetish slave. I'm in another house with a huge home theatre. Awesome. I was the school teacher and he was my student in college. We were joking around about my boss the Principal. I told him, "I took the Principle" We laughed. Yea baby. I wasted my college boy, waved bye bye and licked my lips and blew a kiss. The teacher wore black silk stockings and open toes high heels with black garters. Teacher's like me always help their students get GOOD grades. HA!

    Tuesday, December 07, 2010

    Vegas with Sexy Miss Lizz - click this link to Lizz

    Las Vegas Trip with Sexy Miss Lizz is set for January, 7-10 2011 in a time share with a stud boy driver from LA. All I need is my connection to get into AVN with Lizz. We can tear down the AVN Convention or we can crash the AVN Awards Show with R big tits. HA HA HA We are fake porn stars-----Housewife and Naughty Librarian Porn at it's BEST. WILD MILF PORN in Las Vegas from California. I used the pic from Lizz's blog. Thank you Lizz. I'm studying for my driver's license test that is due before my birthday Jan 27.
    Last night after Bikram yoga class, I went over to my bitch executor brother's house for a Christmas present. They spelled my name wrong and I had to wait for him to sign. He passed the test and broke the code. He's not the Scrooge Executor right now. He will send my baby sister a Christmas check and her fat bitch husband will not get any of it. G O O D! If the "FBH" ever turns to heal himself, I will be nice, but most likely he will continue to spiral down his mean, destructive path to death. Now my baby sister will get some Christmas $$$$ in the mail very soon.

    Sunday, December 05, 2010

    I lov my life in porn "bubble gum frosting sprinkled boobs - click here how to care for poinsettias

    Yesterday, I zoomed over to my Mormon bishop, brother's house, gave his wife a pretty poinsettia plant. I wanted to thank her for the put up with the my bitch brother who is pulling a power trip over Dad's estate. He's the Scrooge executor and a damn gud one. Fuck us all! His oldest daughter was singing in the front room a song for a Christmas church program. OMG----- I'm outta here. She's loud, spoiled and obnoxious. That is another reason WHY your Miss Zoe is no longer in the Mormon Church.
    Today, in live cam "Cam World" I spread bubble gum frosting and sprinkles all over my boobs. Get your dick up and your sugar up with Miss Zoe Zane. Right now, I'm capturing the video of the show. Will post cam pics ASAP on my site and on here. You are so special reading this post. Making porn at my age is the best for me and you! Zoe Zane live cam show "Cam World". There is frosting on my mouse still. LOL.

    Friday, December 03, 2010

    My favorite and best food for you at Xmas time

    Best: Cocoa

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    Go ahead and scream at me my Brother

    When your Scrooge Dad dies, it gets intense with other family members, who do not know how to talk. It was all about the scream in my childhood. My Mother used my baby sister to tag team my Dad when Mom felt helpless. My brother, a Leo, is a bull horn when he get frustrated over the estate. My brother is my Dad in living flesh but worse. I see, I see, oh fuck me! Poor guy. His wife can tame him. THANK GOD for her, whew. His wife and I are centered. For years, I didn't know I lived in anxiety. 911 was a piece of familiar cake for me. When the planet set out the alarm, I felt how I lived a life of anxiety over this and that. After practicing Bikram for 7 years, I can handle the screams from my dysfunctional family. Bikram yoga has made me scream proof. WOW! There was a dispute over the estate, now it's clear. Since my sister and I saw the value on silver, now the family is all in our face over the rise of it. Okay. Some did not care about the silver but now they do. Whatever comes to me, I will be thankful for it. It almost turned into a screaming battle, but didn't. My brother started to cry in front of me. There is so much hurt and pain from our parents. My brother is Scrooge. eeK!
    My garden at Dad's house: It's coming along and I will go buy some plants. Who cares if my brother signs the checks for the estate. I'm creating a beautiful garden for the new owners. The ground is hard since that side of the house was for Dad's tools, food storage and outside dark room. My muscles are sore this morning, but it feels good. I went to yoga last night, so I can handle the stress of my dysfunction family in Cali. No matter want has happened in the past, today I can change how I see things. I will keep going in my love space for fun and joy. My talent, to be funny, to laugh, dance and sing. Happy Holiday from your Miss Zoe

    Wednesday, December 01, 2010

    Stay focused

    My drivers license is up for renewal. Yesterday, I got a new drivers handbook. Then I went on line and read the practice tests. I might be able to pay for this renewal and no test. I'm calling the DMV to find out since I moved. In the past, I've freaked out taking the test since driving is important for me. When I had my kids in Utah, I was pregnant with number 5 and didn't have a car. On the 4Th of July, my oldest son with his brother were shooting off roman candles. One of them hit my oldest son's chest and punctured his lung. A neighbor took him to the hospital. It was a difficult summer, not having a car, nor a husband. I don't like to be stranded or without a car.

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