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    Tuesday, November 30, 2010

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    What next? I know, only more control.

    My girlfriend's black list

    Yesterday we were chatting about the men in our lives. Some men never get to come back, this is why. When in the throes of sex this guy ripped off his condom and wanted to fuck my girlfriend with his naked dick. LOL. He was in the force myself I want to rape your cunt sex. She put him on her black list, his # in her phone. Some of the "rejects" think your have forgotten about them. They will call again even after you said NO! They jeopardised the safety of our sex community with unprotected sex. The rip of the condemn guy tried to get back into her pants. What a dumb Mow-Fo. Did he get back in? NO!

    Monday, November 29, 2010

    I love Christmas

    Will drag and place my favorite tree at front window. I'll take pics when done. Off to see a fetish freak this morning. Frost on the roof near my patio balcony. After visiting my ER doctor son in his fabulous house, I'm not the same girl. His home theater is the bomb! Working on a big "sparkle splash show" for New Years! Hot boots and boobs on a stripper pole by G-Ma, thatz me.

    Sunday, November 28, 2010

    I love Xmas light

    I will be on the move to produce HD video for my librarian character. She has many possibilities. Right now, it's very cold in my computer room. I have a round floor heater and it feels toasty. The cats are all snugged up to get warm. This morning I will add something funny to my cam show at the end. I can't help myself when it comes to funny sex. What will the cam viewers think? It doesn't matter, they're a bunch of sax freaks. I wonder who will get what I will do? I gotta get bundled up and take my wash over to the Laundromat. The washing machine is broke again. My fantasy: my scrooge landlord keeps the wash room running all the time. How can a new washing machine have so many problems. The landlord is Asian. Is that why? His wife is cheap.

    Saturday, November 27, 2010

    I'm back home 1:43 PM PST

    What a trip to Mormon ville, SLC, Utah. The weather was 17 degrees with black ice on the runway. DANGEROUS! Watch your step girl and go slow. It was backward when I left, now it's happening. What do all these people do that are living in the rich homes??? There are liquor stores all over the place. My son's wife invited me to live with them. LOL. I'm very pleased, BUT they do not know what they are taking on. I watched movies from my Son's home theater. All I can say is a "BIG WOW!!!" Last night, I watched "Transformers". That is what we need for the world's problems. HA HA HA ----- The movie "Clash of the Titans' is the most incredible movie I have every watched. Ralph Fiennes was very good at being a bad God.
    My family is getting closer, the kids and I. I'm so happy we are all connecting. We are all talking and have a voice. I'm over at the studio typing everyone a big "HELLO". I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
    I went to Bikram on Thursday at the Sugar House Studio. I've heard stories about the female owner that is over 60 years old. She is into yoga and that's it. That studio needs a face lift. eeK!
    My plane trip was crowded. Some macho guy was taking up all the space. But..... I had younger men all around me on the plane. Hum? I am glad to be home and now over to see my 3 monster cats at home.

    Tuesday, November 23, 2010

    My Turkey Day Vacation

    Wed: I fly into SLC in the afternoon. My stripper daughter and baby daughter will pick me up. Then we will drive down to South SLC to my doctor son's new home.

    Thurs: I will stuff myself with mash potatoes/real butter, pie and cheese cake, maybe some turkey. My son installed one of the home theaters. He and I will camp out in it. HA HA HA! Hug all the grand kids and run around acting silly with them. We all love each other a lot.

    Fri: Take a yoga class and go to a movie with girls. It is iffy on Friday what I will do. I was instructed to dress warm for the extreme weather. I know about cold weather and snow and ice and freezing your ass OFF. 17 years in SLC with 7 kids was hard for me as a poor preacher's wife. What a stupid game to play. It was difficult entertaining the kids with 5 months of winter. Good I had a basement for the kids to jump on old mattresses for exercise. Whew!

    Sat: Fly back home to San Jose

    TODAY, is Wednesday, and I'm spending time with the 3 monster cats. I will be gone tonight. My my son will see the cats the next few days. On top of this my girlfriend who shares the feeding of the outside feral cats, called, told me her car broke down. Oh NO! I'll ask my son to put out some food out the the wild cats. There are 2 new kittens that need food.

    Monday, November 22, 2010

    Click here to my Halloween freak's video

    I'm gathering a small group of Halloween film producers into my circle of "scare all de kids down to the floor" gore. We all love the horror of Halloween. Yesterday, I drove over to check out my new babies, the twin coffins. I've attached a pic of one of my twins. I will bring them into my house and let the 3 monster cats sleep in them..... HA HA HA! !! The guy who built the twin coffins told me, his adult friends were "trick0treating" together in his neighborhood. Right on! He wants to throw a Halloween party next year at his house. I'm there for sure. His son dressed like a ghoul inside a coffin and scared the crap out of the neighborhood kids. Too funny.
    The fun of Halloween is coming back in California. None of the razor in the apple stuff.

    No teacher for yoga

    last night. Where is she? Manager of the studio can play Bikram's CD for the class. Okay, great. I get my first class with the Almighty Bikram. One of my veteran 60 day challenge girlfriends, a lawyer, asked IF your Zoe Girl could be a show teacher with her. She didn't want to speak at all. I said, "NO problem!" I can get up in front of everyone. I'm still working on strength and can not do all the poses twice. You can do each pose once and get the benefit. IN the Bikram series there are 26 poses. In the middle of the series, I need to do each pose twice. I can only do some of the poses once. I'm pushing through old injuries from childhood and 1st marriage. So here I am, in the process of Bikram, moving in the direction of teacher hood. That will be a life changing experience when I do this. Once again, becoming a teacher takes 9 weeks with 2 classes per day. The dialogue must be memorized. If I do become a teacher I might be 69 years old when I do it. I'll be a tuff bitch by then. In LA one of the master female teacher's is 85 years old. So there you have it. Productive and active in later years in your skin suit. Wallah! I love it.

    Friday, November 19, 2010

    Thanksgiving and Kitty Foxx Porn

    When I think of Kitty Foxx, I get warm fuzzies inside. I miss her, but she's very close in spirit. Kitty would say..... sex is just sex. We make too much over sex in America. I agree. I only wish I had more of her porn. When I did movies with her she was very protective of her stardom. She was a mature porn star that did not get the recognition she deserved. Kitty and her hubby Alan, paved the way for all of the mature MILF/GILF Cougar porn on the net today. I posted a small pix of Kitty and myself messing around. All our Vegas boyfriends showed up at her House for Sex. She and I did a lot of gang bangs together. Those pixs are posted inside my membership. When she was alive I could not call her house, a house of sex, but I can now. All the cops/LE in Vegas knew Kitty was making porn. It was cool, she didn't make a big deal about shooting porn in Vegas. Thanksgiving is time for family. I'm so thankful I knew Kitty Foxx and Alan, they are part of my porn family. They are the ones who got me started in porn in Vegas. When Kitty found me I was screwing my brains out in gang bangs at the swing club "Vegas Red Rooster". At a big orgy, I got the hungry eye from vintage male porn star, Sashi who looked like Burt Reynolds. He was a major looker and after me. I was too shy then to go after him. Pic of Kitty and myself where I'm humping like a bunny rabbit! HA HA HA

    Thursday, November 18, 2010

    Maybe rain this weekend in San Jose

    My family is working hard to get Dad's house back up on the market. But, you know construction and time frames. I was over on the west side of the house again. Did some major clean up with tools I could find. It will be beautiful, when it's done. I've wanted to create a side house garden for years. I turn the ground, moved unwanted rocks and debris from the construction work. It feels gud to be outside working in the sun. I moved a lot of cement squares and brick, using what was left in the yard. It's fun. I planted one flower this afternoon. Watered it with love and happiness with a big, grin-grin smile. I feel safe at Dad's house today. It's the first time for a very long time. My parents were arguing freaks full time...... THATZ 24/7. Oh well, so they had to die for me to feel safe. Bummer. That's what happened when you live with a dysfunctional family in California.

    Wednesday, November 17, 2010

    Monroe and Page

    are my sexy Moms in Zoe's "Net World". Marylin Monroe and Bettie Page, I have many photos of them in my house. I've placed a huge photo of Monroe in my front room. Very soon, I will practice the exact pose of Monroe for a photo set. I love her glam and beautiful smile. Monroe was jacked around so much by Hollywood, it killed her. We want you, we hate you, Monroe. She did not know what to do with all her fame. Monroe was too sweet and lovely, the pure essence of love. She'd walk down a street as a normal person, and then turn on Monroe. She has lived on even after her death, eternally yours by Miss Monroe. Bettie Page was infectious and stole our hearts with her edge pushing fetish and fun. I love Bettie. Ive taken photos of myself in her famous poses. I had some down time at the beginning of my porn life and found Betty on the Net. I studied and read everything I could get my hands on. I still have not found the right wig for Bettie. It will show up when the time is right. Attached, one pic I did of myself as Bettie Page.

    Monday, November 15, 2010

    Tuff Girl

    Sunday, I was over on the side of Dad's house moving cement blocks. I found some leveling tools to move the ground. It was heavy labor for a babe like me. I was sweating like a pig, then I got a call. I thought I would not make it to yoga. I had no idea what or how my body would feel after doing a "Man's Job". That side of the house will have a small garden, a fairy walk. It needs a lot of work. WHEW!
    I made it to yoga class. I did it. I'm surprised at my strength. I drove in with Lady GaGa playing "Bad Romance" in my car. Some yoga babe noticed the music. I got out and told her "I'M A TUFF BITCH!" She like it. I went into the studio and everyone's energy was up and high. One of the male teachers was in my way. I must sign in, dude. I told him to get out of my way. A female teacher loved what I said to him. Then, a new female teacher wants to know how to be bold like Zoe. It was awesome.....all in my power. After class, I talked to my stripper daughter. She was watching Cable TV about real Wolverines. These animals run in pairs up to the tops of mountains. They stand up to bears, no fear. WOW. I'm a Wolverine, your Zoe Girl.

    Sunday, November 14, 2010

    She's still at it with my name

    http://zoezayn.com/ I checked this morning IF the wannabe take my stage name babe, is still at it. She is. I remember my conversations with mature porn star "Kitty Foxx" and the women who would impersonate her and her name. Yeah, my name is catchy. I guess I better make "ME" more catchy, way brazen bold and out-ter space there. Then they will just follow. I would love to take the ones who have used my name on the Howard Stern Show. He would find that hilarious. I want them to look similar to me but with different a persona like "Miss Boarder Line Wacko" and "Miss Nympho Horny". She would out do any sex worker with her super squirting cunt, and her un-dieing sex drive(like triplets in one body). I would get more done with more Zoe Zane. Oh, heaven help us all. I could get them to call up my girlfriends with different problems and my friends would know that I have gone bonkers! he he he How to get ride of friends you do not like.
    Oh, one other tip: dust your computers. I just did it and my puter is running better. I need to go get one of those air cleaners for geek rooms. My guru geek, admin man is teaching me. I just saved myself some money. I thought my puter was fried but all it needed was a big dusting. Happy happy me.

    Saturday, November 13, 2010

    Update zoezane.com done

    I just finished at 7:00PM PST. I want to watch Harry Potter tonight on cable. Just a note to the Berkeley man. I received your present. Maybe we can start oagain. I get a lot of words with no action from wannabes.
    Today, I worked along side with my preachy brother at Dad's house. By Dec 1st the house will be back on the market. My brother calls Dad's house "the house from Hell". Dad was cheap and rigged up crazy stuff to make the house work. YJe house is getting a facelift and internal upgraded. My Mormon bishop brother was lecturing me on how they work with men who are porn addicts. I'm the adversary in my white GAP long sleeved t-shirt(laughing inside my mind). Oh brother, I listen with a nice smile. My mind runs circles around him. I think he's trying to convert me back to the Mormon church. Not to worry, I'm done. I'm making it better for all of us and the good that is coming from my Dad. I will not EVER disclose what I do or my book. That would be a modern day wtich hunt for your Zoe Girl and skin their brains. HA! I just want to make peace with the past. I'm not here to make them change. That's like changing crusty old Dad's mind. My brother's wife and I are becoming good friends. She needs to hear from me that she is "The Man". She needs all the assistance I can give. Together we will weather my Patriarch Bitch Brother. LOL.

    Thursday, November 11, 2010

    Click here for intruder "Hide r kids hide r wife"

    The "You Tube" bed intruder picture is attached on this bold brazen blasting blog.
    This is the best, of the all, the damn truth. Some sneaky rapist crawled into a bedroom window and tried to rape a woman when she was asleep with a kid. This sounds like the OB (old boyfriend). He would sneak over at night and crawl into my bedroom at night in Utah. The world is getting ready my book and G-Ma rap art. My son told me about this the YOU TUBE video. Hide your kids, hide your wife - my narcissistic, old boyfriend was a manipulating predator, the sneak freak. I'm waiting for the Mr. Sneak to show up again. Oh, he will, and I'll have a surprise for him. Tonight, my son told me this story: Mom, when we lived in Vegas, the OB and his work partner took me to a construction job to earn some extra money and then snow boarding. While on the job both adult men tied me up with duck tape. There was no escape, over 4 hours. They laughed at me as I cried on the cement floor. Am I shocked, yeah! I cried. My son was so scared after the tie up he was not at home. He slept outside in a Vegas field on a cement flood gutter. I lived a huge, big fat lie with the OB. He tried to get my teen age son drunk. Why? You figure it out. My son never got drunk with the OB. The truth is coming out. My finger is ready.........

    Killing Zoe in yoga class.....

    with the help of the short, cocky male, yoga teacher. He reminds me of my Dad. He talks loud and is not funny. I tolerate him. Small, short men need to prove themselves. I figure it's gud he's in yoga getting ride of his bully insecurities. To the teachers I do not like: LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE!!! This is not a perfect, candied up blog today.
    I'm in the finally stage of taxes. By the weekend, I will be done with this project. In 2011, I must renew my driver's license. I don't like taking tests. Telling myself, I passed my test with flying colors.
    Dad's house is moving along. It's a different house. I love it. Upgraded kitchen, contemporary theme with new colors. If Dad is rolling over in his grave, so be it. He didn't care about beauty. I made sure this one flooring contractor didn't do my Dad's house. WHEW! I know my Mom is happy. Bless her heart for putting up with Dad's crap. Dad was a control freak and didn't want Mom to work. I remember her talking to me for support. She wanted her own money. She worked for a small paper. At the end of her life she created a little bite of freedom for herself. Dad did not like it. He was miserable anyway so go do your own thang Mom. My Mom was a beautiful woman. All that stress aged her quickly. She died at a early age. For my Mom in heaven, I hope you can see your singing talent. I miss my Mom today. She made me laugh. Hey Mom, I found this funny pix on "Ask.com". I think it's funny, a Mom holding a big, ass gun. HA HA HA
    Why all the kill about yoga??? It finally hit my lovely brain that I'm killing the old Zoe. The new Zoe is powerful. My new mantras: rich is good, love is good, health is good.

    Monday, November 08, 2010

    My witch yoga teacher!

    Why she has it out for me is beyond my cranium. There are others who are doing just as good as myself. Last night, I was in my spot for stability and she still had to correct. Before class she told me it's not ever good to be invisible. She's so serious and when she tries to be light or funny it feel fake. Keep trying "Witch Teacher" to be funny, it will turn real one of these days??? Maybe.
    I had 2 dreams early this morning. Fall OFF the big cement block bitch: my kids were telling me how the OBS wife was telling my kids they sleep on satin sheets. She made my kids feel low. I found her and told her to stay away. She got all huffy stepping backwards and feel off the big cement, block step, falling down below and hit a car. I ran to tell the OB she fell. Now what does that mean?
    Second dream: I was married to Mel Gibson. I'm not sure about this arrangement. Mel is a handful in real life. I was with a stressed out male movie star, whatever. He and I something in common, we had lots of kids. eeK!

    Sunday, November 07, 2010

    Peanut the cat is my writing buddy

    today. He wants outside, right in my face. Did yoga last night, still out of balance with hips. It's getting better and will change soon. I wanted to get the class over at the beginning of class.....eeK! A lot of celebrities are heading for Bikram. It gets results, this yoga practice. Rained last night, we are back to regular time. I noticed my computer time does not match my clock time. I despised the time change. I wish the government would leave Mother Nature alone. But for now my favorite time of year is here. I love the rain, the fog and the cold weather. I'm under the gun doing tax papers. With updates and work, I feel swamped. It will be over soon. Good thing, I'm early for tax time. Oh, like I'm happy. HA HA HA This is such a boring blog today. My fantasy is to be a couch potato with lots of butter and sour cream. Yum, that's sounds good enough to eat for dinner tonight with some Key Lime Pie. I love fattening food, it's sooooo comforting. I gotta sage my brain, banish all the memories of the OB. At least I got laid a lot and went to parties. I thought I was over all of it. I feel so hurt, deceived, used, shammed, twisted inside out. My mind runs over to the OB file and goes over anything and everything. I must grab this file and focus on THAT! Do I want to be happy or still in the pain? I still hurt over the his con game and what he did to the special people in my life. Maybe I will never get over it. So I will tell myself, "LIKE I REALLY CARE!" I'm standing
    on my own finding out I can do it. I love me for getting this far. A big fat hug for myself.

    Saturday, November 06, 2010

    Are you a virgin?

    I'll be with family in another state for Thanksgiving. My stripper duaghter and I will be hunting for virgin males. It's her fantasy to fuck one, she's 35 years old. I've popped a few virgins in my life already. Daughter like Mother----a big smile! I think older women fucking younger males (over 18) is great. It gives guys a better start in their sex lives. She and I will be at a big party asking this question, "Are you a virgin or do you know of any?" Mother/daughter tag team bust a guy's cherry. HA HA HA
    When I was on the radio talk show for KSJO in San Jose, I interviewed guys who said they were virgins. The guys who showed up were not virgins. It was obvious! But one guy was late and had a hard time finding the station. He's a virgin for sure! I made him into a man in a van on Halloween night in Los Gatos. Too wild huh.

    Oh one more thought about the sale of Dad's house: I had this dream about the staging furniture placed in his house by the realator. THAT furniture is out dated and for the old folks home...... dude. In my dream I offered him money for the old fart staging furniture. He took the money. I had the furniture moved to the middle of the street and set it on fire! Laughing.

    Thursday, November 04, 2010

    A message to the sneak

    I bet you are breaking the rules ---- LIKE AWAYS. In your mind there are no boundaries BC you are JESUS. Your Jesus attitude has gotten even bigger since your fall. Are you going to church or helping the homeless again? I bet your are, making all around you THINK are a much better man. Oh, it was not your fault, but my fault. I'm the wicked step-mom. You sneaking freak, have you run over to the a public library and read this blog? If not, so what, but if you have...... here I am, in your face. I see all of you and what you are. You can not redeem yourself with me. Your 3 year degrees, the Narcissistic Con with a minor in stealing, is what I see and know. Your mind will try to win me back. You think you know me, but the game has changed. Why don't you come over again and see how it has changed. Make sure you bring your insane wife with you. I promise, I will not address her at all. Excuse me darling' but I am not married to your big mouth and this is not your business. Walk out to THAT new car and wait while I have a conversation with the "sneaking no boundary fuck" who is your husband. I know everything sneak freak. How about what your did in Vegas, the truth is out. They finally told me everything. All of them told me what you did!!! Even if you feel the danger you will try to win me over.

    Tuesday, November 02, 2010

    Sexy Miss Lizz says - My tits are my power

    She'z right!. In Vegas she showed me the way for tit power. Lizz is one of my best friends on the Net. She'z the shizzle. Now for my tit story: I used this push up bra to extend my boobs way out of my costume. It worked. The bouncer at the Los Gatos bar keep starring at my chest the whole time. It'z gud men don't get tickets for starring. HA HA HA ---- Bend over bend over make all their eyes jump over ----- I made sure I bent over a few times and flinged my hair back so my boobs would giggle. A few drunks bowed to their Queen. Too funny. Cute and curtsy, bend and stretch, I blew them a kiss. I wasn't loud or obnoxious, just proud narrisstic me. I was the Queen of Wonderland. So funny. I had many comments on my big boobs. I smiled and batted my long thick eyelashes. Your Zoe Girl was the Queen and the bar knew it. I was given free drinks at the bar, many guys offered to buy me a drink. wooHooooo! I had a great time flirting and teasing and making everyone crazy for sex on Halloween night. Laughing out loud, cackling ,,,,!@#$%^&*????1118%^&^&**((*****......with my wet panties.

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