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    Saturday, January 30, 2010

    Live Cam Show on Sunday 9AM PST

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    S C R E A M I N G out loud

    Yesterday my Internet was down 4 my live cam show. I thought it would be back up today. Comast??????????????? Any who, I get over to studio this morning and it is still down. The over worked tired operator I can hardly understand tells me the router fucked it all up. WHATEVER! I take out the router--------screaming------- restart the puter still no Net. I take out another plug, replug up and shut the puter DOWN. Wait. Now it is up but 25 mins into my live broadcast. I call Dan and CamZ Cop, things are cool with them. I'm always there rain or shine. I will looks to see what time in next 24 hrs work. SORRY.

    Rant Away:
    On my own, up and down, ever since the clown skipped town. Frustrations high since his half assed goodbye. I hope to God his fucked up. Broke my heart, took the money, no more honey. Such a bitch, kick his dick!
    (You can assume the boyfriend of 18 years fucked me up real bad. I'm not hiding it amymore. He will get his day when he is "in transition". He thinks fucked up, and when you do that, you get fucked up by someone. Law of attraction, it works all the time.)
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    Friday, January 29, 2010

    Under the weather last few days

    I'm still going to yoga class and my class mates are helping me. They know what is going on. I do not want to do doubles/make up classes. Just another stress for me. Steady is the game plan. I was joking around with some of the male teachers comparing their teaching style to breakfast food. Patrick is Rice Krispers and milk, Michael is meat and potatoes, and Maralena (sp???) is extra hot spice Thai food. What out for her class, she is pregnant. eeK! Doing 60 day is a big challenge and beyond words. My wish: for all of the teachers to keep their word, start the class on time and end on time, for the best and most important part, the end of the class. It is very important to rest in dead pose and let the body do its job. This yoga studio is happening, BUT crowded, needs to expand, long overdue. The owner has a big job to make this all happen---the expansion. One of the male teachers is starting a new studio in Evergreen in March. Nice move Michael. I want the teachers to be on track and do it right. That is very important. Bikram yoga mature zoe zane zoblog

    My Sci-Fi subject: Lizz sent me a pic from a Giantess forum for my birthday, I was shrunk way small climbing a giant penis. FT That was the wrong more buddy and Giantess Indigo from a far away galaxy will stop all that silly photo shop behavior. They do not know the power of Indigo and what she was sent on Earth to do. Like a Gigantic female Kali!

    Wednesday, January 27, 2010

    Tuesday, January 26, 2010

    Early to yoga class last night but the door was locked

    BC of sneaky robbers that invaded the yoga studio. No one was at the desk, teacher was teaching the class. This has never happened be4. About 15 of us were standing shaking from the cold. The hot room sounds gud to all of us. I have connected with a healer that is helping me through a lot of stuff. What he has told me has made a lot of crap go away for me. I'm Indigo and born PC etc. For years I have known things but doubted myself. My parents were monsters to your Zoe Girl. Not now! Now I know what I have to do to get the book done. It feels right, be4 I was not sure and afraid. The book will be a voice for sex workers in the underground who need to be heard and cared for. It is time to raise the vibration to 7Th sense. If you think I am off the wall so be it. Your vibration "sucks" and needs to change. I'm not afraid anymore to speak the truth. Psychic Porn Star Mature Zoe Zane zoblog

    Saturday, January 23, 2010

    Crazy 4 my Birthday Wednesday

    It will be huge massive big all over the place cream pies for me! I will put it on YouTube. January 27Th 2010 Wednesday

    Friday, January 22, 2010

    Today I am chilling out after yoga class last night

    Will hang with my furry Friends and watch the tube. I let it happen to me BUT not anymore. I'm so AWARE of how I let others slam me by trying to be friendly or accepted by them. I'm done proving myself to others and taking their heck. If I think you are better, I will be watching to see if you have a real heart. I will not be your SHIT post anymore. Hey, I know that some of you out there were pushed around as a child. You take this and you take that but NO MORE. I'm done with friends who think I am out of line and too crazy and they tell me, "Oh Zoe you better not do that or we might not be able to come back here again." Fuck that, I know when it is right. Get out of my face and let me do my thing. Ranting mature zoe zane MILF porn star zoblog

    Thursday, January 21, 2010

    Energency Pack

    Many of my true, real friends have been calling me to put together a 72 hour emergency pack. California earthquakes, ETC. So, I put together my 72 pack today. My stripper daughter is sending me another pack for my birthday. Many minds are freaking out over the economy, mother nature, rightly so. I'm working on peace for myself with my yoga. Now I have more peace with my 72 pack.
    Congratulations to my daughter who is going to college to be a flash programmer. She passed her first test with flying colors. I'm learning stuff from her. It's very coo.
    EXCITED!!! A Rep replaced a Dem and Mr O does not have the edge anymore. Yipeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With all the gov overspending $$$$$ and more spending $$$$$ --- this is great, fantastic and totally awesome. -----la la la dancing a little gig!

    Wednesday, January 20, 2010

    Stripper daughter and pole dancing

    Just got a call from daughter about pole dancing. Vegas is wild for strippers. Very competitive, but I don't care about that. I love pole dancing and the music. I love to dance!!! Over 10 years ago, I lived in Vegas, my High School daughter, in her senior year told me some of her friends were topless dancers. She wanted to dance topless. She was 18 and had this hot body, a strawberry blond with ass. When she was the right age, she started at Cheetahs. That is the club where Showgirls was filmed. Cheetahs has become a sports/stripper bar. I like this club BC it has a stage with mirrors and poles. I was one of the first female voyeurs watching babes dance just like a guy. The dancers were new and this black female dancer and I became friends. I love it when the dancers danced for me and all the men watch. I'm such a slut for big tit, wild dancers. It does not matter to me if the boobs are FAKE. I like boobs. The owner of Cheetahs, you can Google about his million dollars fines/court judgements. He looks like shit. Rich Vegas food and boozes does that!
    Back to my daughter and our dancing gigs. It looks like SLC, that is wild, Salt Lake City will be our first stop, then Texas and Vegas. How did this all come together? The promoter for her dance gigs was talking to my daughter as I drove up dressed in my black PVC bodysuit and boots. She and I were heading out to take fetish pics in the desert. Too make it short, we starting talking about my Fem Dom session with fetish freaks in California with this and that. He found out we were Mother and daughter. His "eyes got way big". That is how it happened. Hey, I'm over 50 and will not be doing what the young pole dancers can do, but I can do my thang and have a blast. I just want to dance and have fun. I love strippers and All the clubs. Strip clubs are modern day temples to worship the female Goddess and her body. vegas stripper pole dancing mature zoe zane zoblog

    Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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    Hey Zoe, thought you may find this funny. Click on link below!
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    Yesterday I ran over to Starbucks after a few writes

    on 1st chapter of the book an hour be4 yoga class. One of the managers and I have become nice friends. I love Starbucks, their servers are the best. They go way out to give exceptional service. One day I said nice to the female manager and stuck lovely in her brain about herself and me. (In my book I use a coffee shop which is Starbucks but not in my book.) I walk in to get one of my favorite drink, Tazo Passion hot tea, and the 2 managers decided to give me one week of FREE Starbucks. Oh my god, no way. I did not stop saying Oh My God! Even out to my car OMG! After 2 days re-setting my image updater what a big FAT surprise. Now I will be jumping all over the place buzzing on Starbucks cau-fee??? HA HA HA! This week if you run into me over at Starbucks I got perks. Will coffee be my new drug to push out this book? Raised in the Mormon church coffee is a no no. I have never been a coffee drinker but do love the smell of it brewing. Called my daughter and she drinks coffee. Double shots of espresso to the freezer for her!

    Monday, January 18, 2010

    Last 2 days redoing image updater

    NOT MUCH FUN. The update is done, I will tweak the software in weeks to come. I'm fried in the cranium, need a break from freaking computer. I'm thankful for: roof over my head, my home is warm, I can do Bikram yoga, my stripper daughter loves her Mom (we are so lucky to have one another) and thank you Rock Star for letting Alanna (she's the best friend, has a big heart and goofy) and myself molest you in Las Vegas at OG strip club.
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    Picture taken from video of me in fur boots at home

    Sunday, January 17, 2010

    My nextdoor neighbor was video taping

    my 3 pretty cat boys. He likes watching them walk all over the roof. I will film them and post a vid clip of the cats on my roof blog! 3 kittten sacked out on my computer chair last year

    Saturday, January 16, 2010

    Oh Fuc ME! --- I know you want me for FREE

    Getting ready to do weekly update and the software for my image creator, ALL the settings are gone. Like I had a earthquake and wiped out. Fuck ME! It will be up tomorrow. I have a headache and need to chill out be4 I go to 15Th Day of Bikram yoga challenge. I think I have the setttings back like before, might need some tweaking.

    I had a blast this morning in my free live cam show. Ya, it is free along with other cam girls. I could be a lazy ass bitch and sign up for the affiliate camZ and not have to do a show at all. Then all my members could see ALL the other free cam bitches perform. Nothing is worse when another female webmaster on the Net tells me I am getting screwed. So what the uck----my live cam show is free baby.
    I say this to free, "I know you want me for FREE but you better watch out!!! Cackling to myself with a sly look in my eyes at you baby.

    Thursday, January 14, 2010

    My 3 Baby Boys Love Me

    just the way I am. They love me more than I love myself sometimes and they are there for me all the time no matter what kinda SHIT hits the fan. Purr to them and purr to myself.

    Wednesday, January 13, 2010

    What a big surprise-you never know who is watching what you do

    After Bikram yoga class, the 11Th Day, it was a hard class with the rain and humidifier. I felt crowded and a heavy breather was next to me taking up their space and my space. eeK! When I walked out the door 4-6 women stopped me. They noticed how skinny I am and the weight I have lost. They all ranted on and on how great I look. What a nice surprise. LOL. You never know who is watching you. They wanted to know what I did to get so skinny. One kept saying is that Zoe, it that really her??? She has lost a lot of weight. I am down to my weight when I had my 7 kids in Utah at 118 pounds with my big boobs. I wanted bigger tits and that is how I got bigger ones, by losing 20 lbs of crap.

    Tuesday, January 12, 2010

    My 3D glasses from movie Avatar

    I'm wearing them in my latest flashing pic. These glasses rock. My goal is to post a new flashing pic once a week off my site. Where will I flash next?

    Monday, January 11, 2010

    Back from Vegas with tons of energy - like 17 again

    It was a quick trip, Vegas rocks. My daughter is FAB at pole dancing. After the strip show we went out for drinks and got drunk. Grabbed a taxi and molest the cute cab driver. LOL. 24 hours in Vegas was the perfect get away from my normal life.
    Day 10 for Bikram yoga challenge. I'm freakum strong. Sometimes I cry in yoga bc my life has been so hard. I'm getting rid of demons. Read my mini twitter blogs about each day. Mature MILF Zoe Zane zoblog

    Saturday, January 09, 2010

    Cash Cow Mistress - I've had this boot slave

    and IGNORED HIM. I just blew him off. I'm so spoiled. HA HA HA! You will see me in boots a lot this year. The male slave is organizing all the boots he gave me right now as I blog. He has begged and begged for me to make boot videos of ALL his wish list gift boots. I was too busy with other slaves. His dream will come true this year. My slave is a fat, short man with no dick. Yes, he has a dick like a battery. It's so funny. I laugh at his tiny dick all the time and bring in huge cocks to humiliate him with my laughter. The Cash Cow Mistress Miss Zoe Zane aka Fetish Diva Diamond mature MILF fetish boots blog zoblog

    Here she is my Lady Gaga @ Las Vegas Electronics Convention 2010

    Damn I missed Lady Gaga, but my daughter and I have plans. Next year, our new web site and Lady Gaga. I kicked ass at yoga last night. I was filled with so much happiness. I have been working for 7 years to get to the place where I am at January 8, 2010. I was smiling big smiles after class. Normally I'm wiped out. It's what you focus on and it's a miracle.

    Friday, January 08, 2010

    Click here to "Back to the Flash"

    I have not been out flashing for a long time. I drove up on highway 9 near Los Gatos and Saratoga with one of my male slaves. It takes a lot to flash and not get arrested. We did it. Early!

    Thursday, January 07, 2010

    Camel Pose - Bikram Yoga - Day 6 - January 2010

    For a very long time doing the camel pose made me want to throw up, I got sick to my stomach or dizzy. After 6 years, tonight, I did camel pose twice and was in BLISS. It felt wonderful. There was a time in my life, I thought I would never feel the exercise bliss ever again. I went down that far into HELL. WHY? I had miserable parents, and you THINK that is how you are to be. They were wrong.

    My sex fantasy - The Bad Boy

    I've been horny for a bad boy. Bad boys ALWAYS bring you trouble. My fantasy is to have a dozen or more bad boys try to turn me on. I interview them for sex. I'm a rich powerful cougar who knows what she likes and wants. I know a bad boy when I see him. Bad boys are great fucks. I don't want their trouble, I want their fuck. USE them! Mature MILF Zoe Zane Zoblog

    Wednesday, January 06, 2010

    Class #5 bikram yoga - Wednesday

    I need to drink more water. I am really really really excited, BC I did 2 poses I have not been able to do for a very long time. It has taken 6 years to do them with plenty of energy and strength. I did standing head to knee pose on both legs. I held the pose on each side for a very long time. WOW! Balancing stick pose 2 times and had plenty of breath. I usually run out of breath. Yipeee!!!!! I went to the 4:30 PM PST class on Wednesday night. I want to make sure I get to class each day. My schedule changes from day to day and I will be flexible. My stripper daughter called and she did Bikram but in a different state. We are on track for ourselves and each other!

    The book

    It will be available chapter by chapter. The first publication will introduce all the fictional charaters at the coffee shop. I'm excited about this approach. I can get very detailed and not miss a thing about my underground world. Zoe Zane Zoblog Sex Workers Undergound

    I will blog about Bikram Yoga for the next 60 days

    Bikram added the humidifier to the class. I did not like it, and thought, I will not be able to do this. I have fallen in love with the humidity. I'm so surprised at myself. I'm getting stronger, this is my 3rd challenge for 60 straight days of Bikram yoga. The studio I practice at has many champions. I'm blessed and tortured. Bikram yoga ia a very difficult yoga practice. I feel blessed that I am strong enough to do it. I have overcome many physical and emotional aliments in my 7 year practice. (If you want to have a Bikram studio it must be approved by Bikram. He's in the process of turning Bikram into a franchise. Right now you can not start a new studio until all the details are ironed out for his franchise.) bikram yoga mature zoe zane zoblog

    Trip to Las Vegas for AVN Porn Convention

    I will fly in for a 24 hour flash, dance, fuck fest for AVN porn convention.

    Sunday, January 03, 2010

    I thought Peanut ran off this morning

    He's a very adventurous cat, likes to crawl under cars. Got dirty. I was worried he ran off but he went inside and took a nap while I walked around and around and around. TY Peanut for being such a well mannered male cat. He loves me a lot that silly Peanut. I will take pics of them and post so you can see my lovely 3 male cats.

    Saturday, January 02, 2010

    60 day challenge Bikram Yoga - my third challenge

    I started tonight the 60 day challenge. I'm very anxious about doing the challenge. It is extreme, very hard, to do. I'm in training for my strip dancing in Vegas with my daughter. She does Bikram too. I decided to not place any pressure on how I perform this time around. Just to finish it and do 60 straight days is hard enough in my mind. I need a pair of sunglasses. Block it all out. A hardcore, buff chick was in the front row right in front of the mirrors. Who cares!

    Click link right here - Weekly Update Narcissistic Me Myself and I - NOT YOU bitch.com

    IF I'm the only one that gets this update so be it. It made me laugh so hard. My clever stripper daughter put me up to it. I'm surprised to not see real cat fight amongst models on the Net. It can get pretty intense with disappointing photo/video shoots. It comes down like this: "I want to shoot with you but I really want to shoot with your girlfriend.....NOT YOU!
    How about a website called "real cat fights" with hair pulling, face slapping and hard ass pounding.
    When I ponder about my porn life, I'm amazed I made it this far. With the shit I have had to deal with in my personal life you would wonder how I got this far too. I'm finding out how strong I am.

    Friday, January 01, 2010

    New Year Porn Update is hilarious

    I have a new website - HA HA HA --- called narcissisticme-myself-andi.notyou. My stripper daughter and I brainstormed together. Laughing out LOUD!!!!! It was making me laugh today when I created it for Saturday's update.

    Las Vegas Baby

    I will be in Las Vegas on selected weekend dancing with my stripper daughter. This will be very exciting when the men in the club find out mother and daugher are strippers. I will do a lot of fetish, Fem Dom acts since I do not give a shit what anyone thinks. I love the thrill of showing off and tweaking dicks who lust for the flesh of a Dominatrix. Most of them want to make you submissive. Capture a super heroine and make her do dirty acts of sex for them. I will make them think I am submissive. MILF GONE BALLISTIC in Las Vegas Zoe Zane Mature Housewife Blog

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