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    Wednesday, December 30, 2009

    This is the shit I get on a daily basis

    Miss Whatever Your Name Is,
    This is my fantasy and what I want to do to you:
    In my fantasy I play an intruder who "breaks in" to a woman's home and
    ties her up so that I can have my way with her "against her will".

    It takes time to make something great-my book

    How stalkers stalk each other.

    New Years Eve - A Blue Moon

    Let's take this as a celestial sign of a better decade to come, shall we? This New Year's Eve, there will be a blue moon in the sky. No, not literally blue; the term "blue moon" actually refers to when there are two full moons in a given calendar month, an astronomical rarity that occurs just seven times every 19 years, hence the famous phrase "once in a blue moon."

    What's more, this New Year's Eve, people living in the Far East will see a lunar eclipse, making this an even rarer...er rarity. A blue-moon eclipse only happens once roughly every 15 to 20 years.

    Though we prefer to view this as a portent of good things to come (they can't get any worse, can they?), some believe that a full moon -- not to mention a blue one -- can cause strong emotions to flare. Evidence shows that arrests for public drunkenness increase 5% during a full moon, and police expect extra aggressiveness and antisocial behavior from revelers whenever a full moon occurs during a holiday.

    -- Richard Metzger

    Tuesday, December 29, 2009

    Internet Porn Star Zoey Zane and the real Zoe Zane

    Click the header title to the link of Zoey-Zane.US

    Why do people put a "Y" on the end of Zoe? At Starbucks I tell them no "Y". It does not make sense to spell Zoe with a "Y". As for the 18 year old, murdered college girl who used my name as her porn name, her case is not closed. It was crazy when Zoey Zane and Zoe Zane were missing. Our names were messed together, college mother/grandmother of 7 kids, a porn star murdered? WHAT THE UCK! I must be the steward for her soul while here on earth. She saw something in my name and my work on the Net. Raping news media freak! No respect for sex workers. Now lets get the fucker her killed her. I know he did it. Why would anyone run to Mexico if not guilty. Our US authorities promise they would not give the killer of Zoey Zane the death sentence. It looks like Zoey Zane will go to trial? The killer is behind bars. Thank God for that!!!! Sex worker, danger, sex and violence. I'm facing it head on!
    I will be following Zoey Zane/Zoe Zane trial and feed you my thoughts. I figure I can give a juicy perspective of the whole damn thang since I was almost strangled by a crack head addicts belt. I'm alive to tell.

    Sunday, December 27, 2009

    Org tax paper

    It is not that bad what I did this morning. For some reason I just let monthly paper work get jumbled. Why did I do that to myself? Oh well, I got up this morning and got to it. I org from Feb to Aug the monthly bus paper. It was pretty gud. I'm getting gud at this tax stuff. I feel pretty gud abt myself, off to Starbucks.

    Tomorrow with a male slave, his training: fire in his pants. It's a domestic scene where I'm a powerful "pinch your butt" dominant female with my lazy pathetic male slave. He brings in cream of wheat for both of us to eat. I love cream of wheat, it brings back cozy childhood memories. Humiliation with laughter HA!
    This is a very interesting fetish, the fire fetish. Fire Fetish Mature MILF Zoe Zane Zoblog

    Saturday, December 26, 2009

    FUCK the xmas tree - DAY AFTER Christmas

    In my live cam show I made a sad attempt to clean up the Christmas mess. Instead I fucked the green metallic light up Xmas tree. Cam viewer said it was a "classic" so I did it one more time on video. You will see it free on my site this next week. Part of my exercise program is to dance over and over to Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" for 30 minutes while I tease my 3 cats with flying kitty ribbon toys.
    They get fur-row-cous. We rock all together. Christmas Tree Mature Milf Zoe Zane Gone Ballistic

    Las Vegas New Year 2010

    Will I see you at my favorite strip club Cheetahs with my daughter? Happy New Year

    Friday, December 25, 2009

    She went manic on my big platforms

    Update is Xmas Gone Manic with Lizz. She feel to the floor and lusted with her painted lips on my big huge, spiked platforms from Las Vegas baby. Las Vegas has the best stripper shoes in the world. Last night, I was talking with stripper daughter while she was on her way to Las Vegas. We're going to be partners in crime with women. Watch and wait what we do this year with women and the stripper pole. Many women have the fantasy to be a stripper. MFC Merry Fucking Christmas from your Zoe Girl. strippers las vegas mature MILF women dancers

    Thursday, December 24, 2009

    Martini called to wish me a happy Xmas

    OMG, I love him. He is the best friend to think of me on such a busy day December 24TH. He got off work, and I was the first one he called. He will do his last minute gifts for his family.
    2 of my cats were perched on each corner of the roof this morning while a crow was gawking at them. It was so unusually to see them in the same low position.
    Xmas update will be early. I have more Xmas gifts to get. LOL. I love the crowds on the day before Xmas.

    Wednesday, December 23, 2009

    Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" Behind the scenes

    Click the link Lady Gaga and watch the video behind the scenes.

    I'm so into GaGa. TY Andrea Storm for telling me about GaGa. She is showing the world, what is happening in the undergound world, I live in. SHOCKING!!! Yes, shock the slaves I dominate. I'm fiscous passion in my heart, it's what I do to the ones who beg and need. Do you remember the three stoggies and the hot coals in the man's pants?
    My Las Vegas stripper daughter is a headliner in Vegas. She will be performing at several of the clubs. When I get the schedule I will post where she is dancing..... in my favorite town Las Vegas.

    Here is the pic of Lady Gaga when she fries the Russian Lord who bought her in a Russian Bath House auction.

    Tuesday, December 22, 2009

    Shop and Drop

    Please do not do this to yourself! Poor Santa is wasted. I love this pic!

    I will not burn

    Since this cowboy hat has playboy on it I will not burn it. I love bunnies and playboy BUT not the hat! HA HA HA

    Monday, December 21, 2009

    Trivia about Zoe Zane

    1. I love Christmas and have a huge fetish for more than one Christmas tree with lights in every room.
    2. I love the lights at Xmas time. They make me so happy.
    3. I iron wrinkled money if I think you are special.
    4. I hate cowboy boots and hats. I said it. My x-Mormon husband was a wannabe cowboy. When he wears out his cowboy boots I will burn them and put it on You Tube. I will not tell you what I will do to his cowboy hat.
    5. If I think you are a rude asshole, I will fart on your car door handle and laugh!

    Friday, December 18, 2009

    Las Vegas Candi Sex Party Zoe Zane Wrestles

    in PVC boots and Las Vegas Candi and her pimp Daddy Bad Boy. New vid clip of me swinging in a giant swing at New York Porn Convention. Rated: No Panties and Hairy Pussy MILF. Zoe Zane Mature MILF GILF Zoblog

    Talking on the phone to some Xmas jerk off

    Last night one of my close friends heard me talking on my cell phone and the caller guy was RUDE. My friend made the comment how people would be nice at Xmas time. I guess not. Jerk offs only care about themselves. One keep calling me over and over bc I said NO to his low ball gall. CL has taken the provider to a whole new level---to the street level right at your keyboard. LOL. I tell them to get in their cars and drive downtown to find what they want. But CL makes it easy now to get some street chick for one $1 dollar. I am blowing it out of proportion, NOT REALLY, the but that is how some of the chicks and dicks on CL like it. Cheap guys must do drugs to keep up their W habit. I will ask them next time I am downed. I just shake my head at all of this. Those street posters do not get it. They need to work on their self esteem value what they do more!!! Zoe Zane Mature MILF Zoblog

    Yeah ya ya ---- I know you want free, you want ugle, you want crime, and if you did get it free, I would not be ME, so get off my line save your dime. Are a bunch of criminals surfing on CL???

    Thursday, December 17, 2009

    Yesterday I had a friend tell me

    that finally after 60 years his father got it about women. I think it takes along time for all of us to get our sex. Since it is so taboo NOT to talk about it, we fail over and over till we get it right? Some never get it! The friend is a writer, he told me for my book, I would have a lot to write about. He is damn right about that.

    Wednesday, December 16, 2009

    Today I got really horny 4 a slave

    For real and not FAKE! I like it when I get crazy horny for dick. What fun! I am still horny just thinking about his dick. On Cable TV .....I am watching a comedy movie about sex addicts. I know some real live ones. Want me to name them on my blog?

    Monday, December 14, 2009

    MFC - Merry Fucking Christmas

    Individual photo sets up Smokerella Southern Charms

    Sunday on the phone over 2 hours with Apple

    My stripper daughter gave me a iPhone this summer. I have been so buzy with this and that not using my iPhone. I forgot the password and after many tries I locked the phone down. I had to re-install iTunes and restore the phone back to its original manufacturer state. What an ordeal. But it is done now and I will use it for my cam show. Am I learning how to hack into a iPhone. The phone I have is a later generation. On Southern Charms you can buy individual photo sets. I have over 50 sets up and I was surprised how many smoking sets I have. I am the original Smokerella and Cigara Holdera on the net. HA HA HA

    Saturday, December 12, 2009

    Hollywood Whores Update and MFC to ya

    Merry Fucking Xmas from gagging me. I just finished the weekly update for 12.12.2009 with pictures and vid clips. I had my live cam show this morning. I was told by Santa to decorate the tree but instead I decorated myself and jacked off with a big gold tree ornament. The ornaments turned me on. I need some dick! Who cares, I was having a great orgasmic time. I will get some dick. You know me, I'm such a slut whore for dick. Grrr.... I feel like a race horse in the stall waiting for the bell to ring so I can run. I am off to Starbucks with my big ass, black leather thigh leather boots.

    Thursday, December 10, 2009

    Up early today with fetish slaves

    I've changed the decor of my play space to French Court. Fancy silks, lacy baroque patterns like Marie Antoinette. Last night I was driving back from Starbucks around the lake in Los Gatos California. The Fantasy of Lights Show through the Vasona park is awesome, unbelievable ---WOW! I will be taking pics of it soon with my personal camera. I need a nap, I was up early this morning in my leathers and my finale, my naked flesh whipping some ass. Zoe Zane Mature MILF Zoblog leather boots fetish spanking slave Xmas lights

    Tuesday, December 08, 2009

    The bitches I know

    I know a lot of bitches that men want to fuck. But do they get along with the women they know? When it comes to men and money, NO. I think Hollywood and the bitches I know, are all alike. The worst ones are bipolar. Bipolar bitches seduce you with their sex, spend all of their $$$$$ when high, come running to you for help when they are broke. That is a given. It is about them and how great they are. There is one thing I have seen running through all of their personalities, they have to be the top kitty. If they think you are better than they are, they will drop you like bag of hot fries. I have a lot of bipolar around me. I guess they know I accept their craziness. I do. But they must out do everyone and be #1. If you out do them they will write you off and make it your fault. They will turn and run away. When they know, you know, how fucked they are, you will never see them again. Mature MILF Zoe Zane Zoblog

    Monday, December 07, 2009

    At Starbucks today

    One of my coffee sipping friends was talking about a meeting with a NBC Reality TV Show producer in Los Gatos. They know what I am thinking about. Oh my, it is getting close. Who wants to be on my reality TV Show?

    Friday, December 04, 2009

    My fuck buddy who loves older women a

    male porn star 1980's, Will Taliesin, sent me this poem about porn in LA. His first video was with Vanessa Del Rio. Does that mean I fucked Vanessa? HA HA HA http://www.vanessadelrio.com/ One of these days I will do cam with Vanessa in New York.

    Will Taliesin Porn Porm


    [To the tune (more or less) of Danny O'Keefe's 'Good Time Charlie's
    Got The Blues']

    Copyright © 2009 Will 'Taliesin' Jarvis

    All the porn stars, gone away
    They've all moved out of LA
    State took our right of choice
    Didn't listen to our voice

    No more bareback in LA
    No more reason to stay
    State says HIV tests won't do
    Doesn't want to let us screw

    Took away our right to choose
    Got the porno valley blues
    Got the porno valley blues

    Say goodbye Nina Hartley
    Sasha Grey, Ron Jeremy
    Max will hardcore no more
    Turn off the light, lock the door

    Took away our right to choose
    Got the porno valley blues
    Got the porno valley blues

    Oh wait, it was all a dream
    Things aren't as bad as they seem
    We still have choice
    We can make them listen to our voice

    Choice is still our right
    Keep on fighting the good fight
    Keep on fighting the good fight

    Choice is still our right
    Keep on fighting the good fight
    Keep on fighting the good fight

    Just my little commentary on the condom issue. If an actress says she
    doesn't do anal sex, she cannot be forced by
    any individual, organization or government to do anal sex. If she says
    she doesn't use condoms, she can't be forced
    by any individual, organization or government to use condoms. It's that simple.

    For more about me, please visit http://www.taliesinthebard.com/talbio.htm
    It's one of those hardcore XXX sites. You have been warned.

    Tuesday, December 01, 2009

    Last night at Safeways and the pink tampon taser

    I'm gettin' cat food for the the 3 boys. This guy approaches me, gets right in my face space. I know, he's after money. I tell him not talk to me and get lost. It took a few for him to get what I was doing. It made me nervous. I had a cute bag checker escort me out to my car. I told him we can KICK that guys ass together. That has never happened to me at my Safeway store. This recession is an excuse from scam artists to bank. The scam artist had nice clean clothes on. When he left the store he dropped his eyes to the floor when I looked at him. Maybe I will borrow my stripper daughter's pink tampon taser? That is not a bad idea. HA!

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