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    Monday, November 30, 2009

    My banker was ALL excited, I told her I was shopping in Vegas on Black Friday

    I found the diamond buckle boots at my favorite shoe store on Sahara. Off to the Fashion Show Vegas Strip Mall shopping with thousands of people. I dropped in at Betsy Johnson's boutique and the Apple store for 2 iPhones with vid. I could be a major shopaholic. It is gud I was raised to be conservative with my $$$. I think about something for a long time and then buy it. The Xmas decorations were fab. I Love Vegas Baby!!! Today, I had a dentist appointment at 8AM. I had the dentist drop the chair low like a slant board while we waited for this and that. I have a very cool dentist and we laugh a lot.

    Saturday, November 28, 2009

    I look great for my age

    In live cam show this morning I was naked under my towel. I flashed and teased the cam viewers.

    Friday, November 27, 2009

    Back from Las Vegas on Black Friday

    Time spent with my kids and their grand kids was very special. Today, all the girls over 20 went shopping at the Las Vegas Strip Mall. In the car, my daughter-in-law told me how my x-Mormon husband helps her out with her three kids A LOT. When I was married to him he never lifted his pinkie with our 7 kids. I guess after 2 divorces life has humbled him. He is fat and an old fart. HA HA HA!!! Really. I just tolerate him. He almost killed me. I survived to this tell this short story about the day after Thanksgiving in Vegas on Black Friday.
    I was very inspired by my 9 year old grandson who wrote a book about the golden toilet. Way funny, little does he know I was on the Howard Stern Show farting of cakes. Makes me laugh.

    Saturday, November 21, 2009

    Driving out of the parking lot

    this angry woman backs over the top right fender of my car. I over heard her conversation to her insurance company that it was my fault. What gets me, she lied, not sorry at all that she ran over my car. It is not bad, and I am not hurt. I will stand up for myself and be strong on this one. My bummer is damaged and her car is not.

    Friday, November 20, 2009

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    Thanksgiving Update - Stuff Zoe Zane in a girdle - Girdle Bondage
    Julie in the red skirt threw me some clothes to wear before a dinner date. It took forever to get the damn girdle on. Julie, I am gasping for air, this is SM girdle torture. eeK! I could barely breath. Zoe Zane zoblog Full Fashion Stockings Up skirt Mature MILFS Julie ffstockings Lizz

    Thursday, November 19, 2009

    Cat fight between soccer girls

    I just heard the New Mexico team was pulling the BYU girl's hair. BYU girls are a bunch of submissive pussies. HA HA HA Girls/Women in the Mormon church are trained to submit to the Patriarchal men. The BYU team would never pull hair. NEVER. They just hold it in for years and end up taking Prozac.

    Wednesday, November 18, 2009

    When you finish your goal

    it makes you feel awesome. No matter what stands in your way, you do it. I finished painting the writing room today. I did it! Read article about a new House Bill for Adult Biz:  http://www.phatforums.org/2009/11/18/house-bill-would-heavily-regulate-online-adult-biz/

    They rule me, my 3 teenage male cats

    We're all going through the teenager cat transition. I need my sleep boys. The 3 cats need fun and parties. They love being outside in the sun. I don't blame them. But they stay outside on the roof, don't come in when I need to go to work. eeK! I must do something different. They are very smart and slip through the front door when I am not looking. If I lived in a house that would solve this big problem. For now, Mommie Zoe needs to change her management strategies her 3 teenage kitty boys. LOL.

    Tuesday, November 17, 2009

    New facelift for my writing room

    I finished painting, with a paint brush, 3 walls, my arms are sore. Only a small portion for the last wall is left. I'm almost there, painting over the shit. It feels so gud. Bikram yoga mature MILF Zoe Zane zoblog

    Kitty Funny Stuff:
    It is too funny the cats were watching me paint. They love to play with dripping water out of the bathroom faust. A business partner came over for a meeting with Starbucks coffee. Peanut, the rascal cat wanted his coffee. Hey dude, not for you, who is the biggest party animal out of his brothers. HA HA HA

    Monday, November 16, 2009

    Folsom Street Fair by a great friend Andrea Storm

    The Holy Cow and other Adventures at the SF Bondage Fair

    Well I didn't see any of you at the Folsom Street Fair. But it is no wonder. I am still decompressing from this crazy fun event. Cameras, cameras everywhere. And why not? An insane mix of freak and bondage folk all expressing themselves to the fullest. My girlfriend Zoe Zane and I dressed like dirty martini girls. I guess the concept was so unique that we ended up on the front of the SF Chronicle. How exciting is that? Out of thousands of attendees, there I am with my pink parasol and my silly sweet grin with flaming hair right there on the front page.

    We spent a good deal of time at a little club with a backyard patio called The Holy Cow. My boots were killing my poor little toes. I could have used a foot massage, but eventually I knew I would have to run with the girls to catch a cab.

    If any of you ever want to have some freak and fun in San Francisco get to the Folsom Street Fair (incredible showcase of bondage gear and loving people). It's all about freedom babes. You can't get away with all this free expression anywhere else in the world.

    Next year I expect to see you all there. The last Sunday of September.

    Andrea Storm and I were on the front page of the SF Chronicle. What a big surprise for both of us. People were calling up Andrea that she was on the front page of the newspaper. She got freakie, called me, and we both screamed together.


    Is that why my 3 cats went crazy last night? - Meteor Showers Tonight

    The Leonid Meteor Shower will be visible on November 17 at 3:30am EST, and again in the evening of November 18. Viewers in Asia and India will have the best seats in the house, though, as strong meteor activity is expected during the early morning of November 18 for those in that part of the world. The Leonid Meteor Showers is believed to be the result of debris from the Tempel-Tuttle comet. The tiny particles hit our atmosphere at great speed, burning briefly but brightly before disintegrating.

    I like these preparation tips for proper meteor-viewing:

    No two observers prepare for a meteor vigil the same way. It helps to have had a late afternoon nap, a shower, and to wear all fresh clothing.
    Source: space.com

    It's worth pointing out that you won't be meeting the meteors personally, so if you wear yesterday's jeans, nobody will care. Bring a warm blanket and something warm to drink... and your camera. For those of us in Vancouver, the forecast is for rain (surprise!), so we may be relying on the rest of the world for Leonid meteor photos.

    I love Las Vegas baby

    I was wild wild wild in Las Vegas doing phone sex, going to the swing club Vegas Red Rooster, all the casinos and strip clubs. I adore topless dancer and Vegas has them baby. One night I went into one of the topless strip clubs wearing a fur coat and naked. We asked one of the dancers to do a lap dance for me and I flashed her right in the club. If only I had a camera when I shocked her with my big 38D tits and 125 pounds of flesh. All the guys in the club saw our girl on girl dance and we were the show. HOT FUN, it made me wet, and I went home to get a dicking by a bad boy. tags: Las Vegas strippers swinging mature MILF Zoe Zane zoblog

    Sunday, November 15, 2009

    Sunny San Jose

    The sun is out, but cold in San Jose. I will be working on the book today. Right now it is about stalkers. 2009 has them crawling out of the wood works. What do I think about stalkers? Annoying, boring, AND at at times very scary. But I have male friends that are helping me with these "idot freaks". One is on the police force. On a huge message board, I posted about the stalker and no one cared. Shows all of us how numb we are to sex workers. Oh, they deserve it. No they don't! tags: escorts sex workers mature MILFS porn stars Zoe Zane zoblog

    Saturday, November 14, 2009

    Saturday I dominated a male master

    Sometimes I dominate a male top that wants to switch. It is so nice to talk with someone who likes the power play game. He was from Europe and thinks Americans are uptight. Yes we are! Gud news, I was finally accepted as a full member on the Howard Stern Fan Message Board last week. You must be on the board for 30 days with 30 posts before you are accepted. No spamming is allowed. I was a girl who followed the rules all the way.

    Thursday, November 12, 2009

    Zoe in SF with a fetish slave

    Mr S has been a fetish slave for years with me. When I moved to my new space somethings didn't get unpacked. I found them! I found my long leather gloves. I felt adventurous and drove to SF. My goal is to conquer the city of San Francisco. I hate to drive long distances. I drove all the way to SF to a fancy hotel. It was awesome to meet with my fetish, leather glove lover. In my world we talk in code to the outside world.  If you understand the code you will know what happened.  The code:  Valet Parking MO 500 for 30 in SF with Elite VIP fetish.  Zoe Zane mature MILF blog zoblog

    Wednesday, November 11, 2009

    Dressing up for Starbucks crew

    I will be putting on the Ritz for all the guys at Los Gatos Starbucks. Sunglasses, leather, boots, my Miss Cougar Kitty Movie Star look. I think I have an admirer?

    Saturday, November 07, 2009

    Howard Stern

    I've been on the HS Fan message board. Reading through threads, it looks like Howard is up for a new contract with Sirius Radio in 15 months. Howard needs to do his own thang of retire. He's an icon. I like Howard. He likes to talk and has a big mouth! He could do his own show on the Net.

    You Tube video posted "Carve a Pumpkin" Zoe Zane

    November 7, 2009. A fellow yoga student let me borrow his pick ax to make this video. It was so fun to trash my pumpkin on Halloween Day 2009.

    Thursday, November 05, 2009

    Phone conversations ending with the word anal

    How many calls have ended in Anal? Hundreds! When the main stream porn stars went ANAL my phone went anal. I go through this conversation just to hear anal on the end. BORING! Oh they are not jacking OFF. Ya right. It is illegal to say anal on my phone MTFER.

    Tuesday, November 03, 2009

    Porn Actress to High Society - Gloria Leonard

    This is a very interesting cougar for free speech. She is 7 years younger than myself. She was an actress in porn and then a writer for high society mag. A close friend shared Gloria with me and I needed to see what she did for women.

    Sunday, November 01, 2009

    Today shoppig 4 discounted Halloween makeup I saw

    a woman that looked like a real witch. Too freaky, when a live person looks like a real live WITCH! If she was buying a broom it would of be too wild for my eyes. eek!

    Halloween Night - Zoe is a ugly witch

    I walked around in my neighborhood dressed as a scary, ugly witch. I did not have to be on, be beautiful, JUST Damn scary. It was way fun to be totally EVIL SCARY than what I am 99% of the time. I was the evil witch of the Universe casting spells on bad people. Honestly, It was refreshing to be ugly green and not a beauty queen. Rap tap slap mean green queen! Oh could that be the first line of my rap song?

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