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    Friday, February 27, 2009

    Giving yourself up for others

    has been the theme of MY LIVE since childhood. I did it for my parents, the Mormon church/preacher husband and 7 kids, and the last boyfriend of 18 years. Now it is time for me to be Narcissistic-HA HA HA love myself. Today after my #46 Bikram yoga class, I was chatting with a woman from India. She loved doing Bikram and did doubles for 30 straight days which is 60 yoga classes. Double classes back to back---WOW!!! and she loves the heat. She is just an ordinary mature woman taking care of herself. She gave me tips on how to mineralize my body if you do back to back classes. I was totally amazed at what she has done. It was inspiring. Zoe Zane zoblog
    P.S. Note to myself on my 60 day yoga challenge: I have gotten lost, comsumed by Bikram 60 day yoga classes, lost count, foggy in my mind, and placed stars on other classmates tab lines. OH NO! I caught myself placing a star on another classmates tab line.
    How you do stuff day in and day out. I must have a separate calendar to keep track of my classes, sign in for every class, I missed signing in and did not get credit (I will get credit, but it shows me how I do things), and I placed stars on others tabs lines???---Zoe get clear and be there for yourself ZOE GIRL. No one else will be there for YOU but you!

    Monday, February 23, 2009

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    Here is a image of the first video I produced in California at 52 years old.

    Sunday, February 22, 2009

    Copyright infringement and character

    I just sent a DMCA notice to a website for using my material without my permission. More than that my character was slammed which is not right. Just BC we are in cyber space does not give angry people the right to down women from any walk in life. We are all one! Zoe Zane zoblog
    Stand and deliver bitch
    Call me a bitch--correction---u r the man bitch!
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    Still more to do with update this week but

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    I need some relaxation from the one teck idiot on my hosting company that did not finding the storage space server problem. I want to set his pants on fire. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr---like a angry cat. HA HA HA ----you know like the Three Stooges. I have some off the wall ideals in my head for fetish videos. cackling---but LIFE is gud and I am so BLESSED-thank you UNIVERSE!!!---I have a roof over my house, many great friends, a Dad I NOW know who loves me, and my kitty band called the Creamsickles!!! woohooo

    I am getting excited about Phoenix with Liz ans all the Dreamnet girls. Zoe Zane zoblog

    Saturday, February 21, 2009

    Website issues last 2 days

    I was getting ready to upload my weekly update with Dreamweaver. FTP no permission- Access denied. ETC ETC ---oh fuck what is this??? I called my hosting company yesterday and the teck was not much help. Early this morning be4 cam show I got on another computer hoping to get the update loaded a different way BUT UNSUCCESSFUL--- fuck me!!! I called the hosting company again and found out the space for my cPanel went over, so they upped the storage space. My head was ready to fall off, I was frustrated way UP and beyond. What a relief that I needed to up the GBits on my server. Oh God, being on my own as a amateur porn producer it a bitch. Friday night, I went to Bikram yoga which was my 40th day. I did not stay in "my bitch" and keep my goal. I'm exhausted as I update this weeks update today. Zoe Girl needs some well deserved TIME OUT! Update will be completed by tomorrow.

    Thursday, February 19, 2009

    My life is shifting to higher gear

    Terrified of many things, yes me, like trying new things in my life, but I am overcoming many of my fears with yoga. I am making new and wonderful friends in my sweat and drip class. Since I decided to do the 60 day challenge Bikram Yoga, I'm gaining respect from my fellow class mates. As a sex worker, I do not get much respect. Sad, but true. Our Western culture looks down on sex. We have a long ways to go. How we talk, view and treat sex workers tells us all how we feel about our own sex. Sex workers are part of this whole plan and they are not going away. I get no respect for being a sex worker. I am thankful great to get some respect for my hard work in my yoga class (Feb 22, 2009 Day #42 of my 60 straight days of Bikram yoga). It takes gutsy ballz to be any kind of sex worker. Here is a web site that shows no respect for sex workers. It is free and the guy who created this site hates ALL women ( he THINKS he has respect for his mother) and his own sex. http://www.bitchesofcraigslist.com When you walk out your door everday you see people. How do they view you? Are you loved by your family and friends OR do they dread that fact that they know you. How is your bank for love and trust with everyone you know? When you get older your Bank of L & T will tell you what kind of bank you have created. The guy who create this site is already bankrupt for love and trust in his life.
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    Wednesday, February 18, 2009

    I do not have much diplomacy---but I do have a sense of humor

    Over the years I've learned to use my sense of humor and tame my bitchy mouth. Shut the uck UP Zoe! I get negative emails THAT raise my hairs up like a tom cat ready to fight. When that happens I say what I feel and dump the email into the trash bin. It would get around that I'm a biOtch all over the Net. I'm not any different than most people. We get ruffled up want to spill our gutz and let it out. I have stuffed my mouth with my own ball gag and smiled. But in my new book, I will do my best to tell it like it is with LAUGHTER.

    Monday, February 16, 2009

    Interview about my dominant life with losers, pathetic creepOs and pigs

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    I'm a Grossly Spoiled Nacissitc Blonde
    I love it when I get a repressed sex pig on my phone line. They want to tear me up and make me into their whore. Inside I just chuckle BC I know that I can make take this horn dog right to his knees begging me to fuck my asshole. He already disgusts with his rude phone sax Sooooo..... I make a deal with him. He can do it---- iF I can fuck his pathetic ass first making him cum so hard he plobs on the floor drained dazed and spent. Yipee!!! zoe zane zoblog

    Sunday, February 15, 2009

    Day #34 of bikram yoga-Sunday over my 3 days of crap-0-LA

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    I have a miracle story about my new Bikram yoga teacher. Last nite, day #33 she told me some positive stuff that made me think. I have asked her twice to rep it back to me BC I am learning something new and most helpful. Her story: Andi is under 30 years old and 2 or more yrs ago she when under surgery on one of her kidneys that left her nerves miss firing. THAT IS A CHRONIC PAIN!!! The doctors put her on methadone. She was an methadone addicted. The doctors told her if she got PG the baby would be an addict. BUT, they would put the newborn through withdrawal. WHAT THE FUCK! Going through drug withdrawal is very painful. We both cried together about a baby on drug withdrawal. NO WAY! She could not do that to her unborn child. She did not get PG. A friend told her about Bikram Yoga. She's a teacher now, off the drugs and her nerve damage is healed. MIRACLES DO HAPPEN with Bikram Yoga.


    Saturday, February 14, 2009

    Happy Heart Day

    A very dear Cyber friend sent this to me and I LOVE IT
    THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Friday, February 13, 2009

    Did Valentine's Day update early

    Wanted to get it up and maybe relax a bit? Really rained a lot last night in San Jose, Califonia. I hang out in Los Gatos, what a wonderful town. Wore hot pink to yoga class althought my top was to thick and I suffered more than usually. I knew but went to class anyway wearing crushed velvet hot pink long sleeved top. Linny, my sexy yoga teach made a comment about my thick hot pink top in class. #31 day yoga class was more than inferno hot in HOT PINK, but I did it!!!

    Thursday, February 12, 2009

    Wednesday in San Jose

    Raining, taxes done - W H E W! what a relief, took a warm bath. Need hair. pedicure and nails done so off to JW Nail Salon in SC. I'm into to "H O T Pink Anything" for the next 6 weeks. I did not get the trashy H O T P I N K nail polish I wanted on my toes. Will shop to find it. It was rain really hard when I walked out of the the nail salon in my thin pink thongs. OH FUCK ME! I slipped on the watery oiled pavement, and fell to the ground on my left ankle, knee and butt. I'm on day 30 for yoga challenge. I was upset for falling BC I 'm accident prone from time to time. I want to stop this cycle. Just be4 yoga class, I put my legs up high elevating left leg. New yoga pose Zoe? he he he I worked around my hurts in class. I am okay this morning, No bruises---whew. Next few days I'll take it easy in class.

    Wednesday, February 11, 2009

    Yesterday was most buzy eventful

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    Tattoo boy wanted to take it away from Zoe? Did that happen??? NO! Shall I use my Daughter's tazzer? Maybe, I will just hold it in my hand and kiss it. HA HA HA The Detailor was most helpful on how to let people go. I learned something. I want to uck R ass Zoe for $1. W H A T? Insulted, one dollar. How about I use you in one of my freaky video? oh, no not me...no no no!!! Get the uck out of my face, you old fart! Showed some banker how to reverse his tired back, all that forward sitting at work. HELPFUL! Off to yoga, I was smushed way UP against the wall, too close, so tight, I felt like a canned sardine from the back row students. I wanted to fart on the yoga room. LOL. But did not fart! Nice Zoe. Power rangers can do it anywhere. HAW! I made it through the class which is day #29 of Bikram yoga. Dah dah daaah....I have done 29 straight days of Bikram yoga. The class is 90 mins long and 105 degrees. Two days ago, I thought I was going to get really sick, but told myself get out of here sickness. It did. Thought I lost important wallet but I left it home next to tax papers. I finished Tuesday with a full moon. Let the catz outside, they were running madly all over the roof. Thatz some freaky wild pussy, I'd say. Had a gud nites sleep.

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    Tuesday, February 10, 2009

    Photos shoots on hold until paper work is done for

    taxes. That's what happens for me when I'm the boss. When you have r own business it gets tedious all the tasks you have to do. This year I will make a big change. I will compile all tax papers for ea month at the end of the month. I will not goin thur this anymore. I do not like paper work AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eckie---I am a party girl and like to create. The 3 catz are hanging out with me by my puter, Sugar Boy sittin rt in front of my computer as I type.

    Monday, February 09, 2009

    This is interesting abt a drag queen in Hollywood



    WOW --- hiding, secret, hormone shoots ---Hollywood life and death of a drag queen
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    Sunday, February 08, 2009

    I am so freaking busy rt now

    I need a break---it will not happen until I get my paper work org for taxes. Doing the 60 day challenge is a big project with everythang I have to do in my life right now. I come home at night watch TV and fall asleep with the 3 male catz. I have a new fetish photographer that it awesome. He lives in Washington. TY TY TY Mr T for helping me with outdoor shots of my sexy feet in the public park. We had to work around reg people and 2 old farts. The 2 old farts are in the video and I asked them if they wanted to kiss my feet. Too funny!

    Tuesday, February 03, 2009

    My yoga class

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    My commitment to do 60 straight days of Bikram yoga has many of the practicing students thinking---- Zoe Zane is coo. It is nice to be accepted by a group of like minds dedicated to improving themselves. I think yoga needs to be added to the education system. Make it part of the PE program. I know human nature, how kids would skip and flunk out bc of yoga. But then there would be those who keep doing it for a peaceful, abundant life. I also think our schools need to focus more on money. How to have it, manage it and make it work for you. Tuesday, day 22, and 1/3 of the way through the challenge. I did 2 yoga classes on Super Bowl Sunday in between the game. Last night, Monday my bow position sucked, but it will come back. On Sunday, my camel pose was awesome where the front part of your heart, opened up more. It's a yoga back bend. We do not do back bends very much during our days. That is why you see more and more people with backs bent over and heads pushed way forward living in FEAR. Fight flight mode is on and the body shows it.

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