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    Tuesday, September 30, 2008

    Gay for one day at Folsom Street Fair 2008


    Sunday Andrea Storm and myself walked the entire Folsom Street to the Holy Cow Bar. eeK! Next year we will get a cab or fly in on wings. On the way back we got stuck in all the gayness of SF. Wall to wall bodies making their way to hell knows where. Both of us had really sore feet even though we wore tennis shoes. We had hundreds of pics taken of us in our Furry Love Fetish Fo Fur Bunny outfits. Women were all over us. No shit. It shocked us both since we are over 45. Younger women wanted to hang out, dance, take pics, talk to us. All the hot babes were after us. Furry lovz----that did it. Everyone loves furry bunnies and they loved US!!! We had a blast sending out furry this and lovie THAT!

    Walking through the mass of gay bodies, Andra said to me, "We are gay for one day!" Ha Ha Ha Furry Lovz Zoe Zane zoblog

    I give all the credit to Andrea Storm 4 R furry bunny outfits. U ROCK Andrea

    Monday, September 29, 2008

    The 3 new kittens I will get Oct 10 2008


    The three boy kittens are all doing great at my daughter's house. My stripper daughter with my youngest daughter will drive from Las Vegas with the kittens on the weekend of October 10, 2008. The kittens look like 3 red Siamese with tabby mix. Their daddy was a orange Tabby. These kittens had the best parents, a lovie dovie mommy and a daddy called Peanut who was playful nice. I can hardly wait to get them. Furry loves---zoe zane zoblog

    Zoe Zane on Howard Stern Show







    ZOE ZANE
    Ageless porn star, Zoe Zane stopped by because she wanted to “sit on a birthday cake and fart on it.” When she let a test fart out, Will Murray, who had been holding the microphone for her started to complain about the smell. Zoe said she worked as a dominatrix . Zoe said she got into porn about 10 years ago and some of her kids know what she does, but none of her grand kids do. She said the current fetish she gets a lot of requests for is “cake farts.” Zoe explained she was married for 17 years to a Mormon bishop and had 7 kids with him, but left because she needed more sex than he could give. Following her life story, Zoe squatted over a strawberry birthday cake and was able to squeeze off 6 messy farts. Howard noted that the icing actually went up her ass and then got “blown out” when she farted. After telling a story about a client who held a wine enema for two hours, Zoe proclaimed she was not voting for Sarah Palin. (I did not say THAT!)
    SPLOSHING GRANNY
    Howard TV’s Richie Wilson asked Zoe if she wanted to sit on the Sybian while they hit her with whipped cream pies. Zoe immediately said, “Oooh! Sploshing! Sure!” While the guys got Zoe ready for her Sybian ride, she let out another fart, which even she remarked smelled really bad. After some difficulty getting situated, the Sybian started and the pies began to fly...and quickly knocked Zoe’s wig off. Everyone was laughing so hard they had to end the Sybian ride.
    Howard thought the sight of Zoe without her wig, covered in icing and whipped cream was one of the funniest things he’d seen in a long time. After someone mentioned Robin’s habit of taking coffee enemas, Zoe quickly seized on the idea, saying it would be great for her dominatrix business: she takes a coffee enema and then blasts it on her client. As Zoe got up to leave, Howard laughed as a clump of whipped cream dripped down her leg and Zoe let out one final blast that Will gagged was the worst one yet.
    The Zoe Zone-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    It was great fart footage----------------------yes indeed. It may of been more than 6 farts. IT WAS A LOT OF FARTING. Stern has some of the most original farting for cake farts on the whole planet. I DID IT---I made it happen! woohooooo Better than XM Radio (Opie & Anthony) they did it before I went on Stern, BUT, all in ALL, my appearance on the HS Show was a very very huge success. Howard Robin Will and the whole crew will remember Zoe Zane and her funniness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is very powerful, I made them all laugh and I HAD a great time doing it. THAT makes me really IN-joy of every-thang! I am going through a lot of emails and getting rested UP. A lot of people made this happen for me. Thank you Mr B, my driver and bodyguard raised in Brooklyn NY and my darling, wonderful Moon AynjL http://www.southern-charms4.com/moonaynjl/main.htm and her furry loves in Long Island. Moon on TAC http://tacamateurs2.com/milfmoonaynjl/home.shtml Moon AynjL is a true New Yorker, a very tuff MILF. She has survived breast cancer, does psychic readings and cat rescue in Long Island. She is currently building her new web site for psychic porn http://moonangel.net/. I love my darling Moon---thank you thank you thank you so much for assisting me and guiding me through New York to the Stern Show. I could of done Stern all alone, but I needed Moon's guidance and support. My experience at the Howard Stern Show would of been way different IF I went alone. Moon AynjL, my NY Porn producer sidekick, psychic reader helped me make the Howard Stern Show bee WAY BIG------ and OUTRAGEOUS. TY Moon AynjL and Mr. B for the hours you spent helping me get to the Howard Stern. Moon AynjL and I drove out of NY after the Stern Show by ourselves with her Magellan Roadmate 6000T Sat Nav System. We did it and it was very intense going through time square out to Long Island. I makes me a New Yorker now? I think SO! I survived the hugeness of New York. I love New York. Zoe Zane Zoblog

    Saturday, September 27, 2008

    Watch this video on the housing market

    Hi everyone: Someone forwarded me this video and I thought to be very compelling. Please forward it to people, for they need to know the truth.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5tZc8oH--o

    Tuesday, September 23, 2008

    Zoe Zane inspired Will on Howard Stern Show 4 cake farts







    read my cake farts I posted on miss cake farts blog

    Moon AynjL's live journal blog Howard Stern Show in NY


    When my girlfriend from Cali Zoe Zane from http://www.zoezane.com/ called and said she was going to be on the Howard Stern show Monday Sept 15Th, I had no problem escorting her there, since I'm a strong islander and know Manhattan a bit...better with my gps...lol...anyway, in my experience on the web thur all these years I have found that people in general are so full of shit and I believed that Zoe really did get this info, I was questioning the person who gave it to her. They had emailed me as well to join her there. That very same weekend there was an exxxotica adult convention in Edison NJ. The punks in Secaucus, Meadowlands to be exact, didn't want to deal with us. Liquor license problems? Who knows...so they thought they were pulling the plug when Edison came up and became reality. I have always wanted to attend one of these, but because there are no amateurs around me that I could go with, I've sort of been at a stand still. I almost brought my mom to one in Vegas...but never made it there. I finally got my new biz cards to bring. I had them created with 2 sided to show off my new personal website that's under construction http://www.moonangel.net/ besides my Southern Charms site http://www.moonaynjl.com/ PLUS, I am now going to take my knowledge and gift of reading these special guardian spirit cards to all my fans and members and newbies that come along. I even created a site for that too!! http://www.mysticmooneyez.bravehost.com/ was done all by myself!!! So if u are interested there are a number of ways u can contact me. I will even take the whole thing on the road so I can be available almost all the time!! Anyway back to the whole Zoe Zane crazy weekend.... when we got to exxxotica Zoe and I had to change into something hot and sexy. I will post pictures of that soon...We stayed together and met so many sweet people and told everyone about Zoe and how she planned to fart on a cake for Howard. We spent all weekend there driving back and forth from strong island to NJ---about 2 hours each way, at least...I go thur so much for my fans!!!! It was exhausting but exciting!! On Sunday we were running very late but did finally get back there (next year I'm getting a room nice and close) anyway Zoe and I dressed up in a sexy ballerina outfit and a cupie doll---with her pink wig we got so much attention. It was like I was her shock feet sidekick and I was fine with that...she was planning to drag me onto Howard's show as her "east coast porn producer and personal psychic card reader"---which is true, but I really just wanted to say hello and get his autograph. After hearing Howard since NBC days and watching him on channel 9 in NY, I know Howard and I have no idea what he might say about me being a breast cancer survivor and an amateur porn star.....adding that to cake farts. It just wasn't going to work for me. I liked the idea of getting Zoe there and the whole entire energy and experience would be incredible. So after the Sunday exxxotica closed up we went back to Manhattan and got the penthouse suite in Radio City Apts. She told me that we were having a special party that night to celebrate her NY arrival. Zoe had never been to NY. I wanted her to see it all. I did get her to ground zero. She got to see the statue of liberty, I even got lost driving around Manhattan to leave to go home and ended up at the foot of the empire state building plus she saw the Atlantic ocean from eastern long island. W H E W---- that was a hell of a trip. Back to her party, it consisted of some of her and my fans and we all got to know each other, and play around a bit... I didn't expect a gang bang!! I have videos and pictures of me with one of the guys that was so sweet. I couldn't help but grab him and suck on him. The next day was the day of the Stern show, we couldn't sleep all night and had to be there by 7:30AM. I wore my red thigh high boots along with my short sexy red PVC dress. Zoe was a french maid.. We got to the building and the security was so tight. But it was OK. They expected us, inspected us!!!! eek! LOL,----- we went thru so many guards and finally made it to the Sirius radio station's floor where Howard was everywhere...so everyone on that floor could hear his show. I didn't know at that point if I was going to go into the studio with Zoe but it was ok. I was there, I felt all the energy and the excitement. I got to see Robin quivers a few times walking around(she is sooooooo freakin hot and beautiful!!! and lookin great!!!) I saw the rest of his crew as well...from where I was in Howard's greenroom, I could see Howard for a split second. but again that was ok with me. Zoe was brought into the studio where she just went totally zaney and did her thing. go to http://www.howardstern.com/ and look into their archives for Sept 15Th. That's where u can find her antics. Howard loved her so much he said he had not seen anything as funny as her in a long long time and that he loves this girl and wants her back. Hell, I WILL bring her back. Eventually, maybe they will let me say hello to him. That's all I really want anyway for Howard to say hello to me in person on his studio. She was so good when she left his studio, she was covered with whipped cream and god knows what else. At that point I accompanied her to the ladies room. The cameras following and I helped clean her up the two of us talking to the cameras. I believe that part should appear on Howard's ppv TV. I had to sign releases so that's what I figured it was for...so that's all for now. I will try to get back here again sooner. There's a lot going on in my personal life. I'll go into next time when I have more info. so for now...HOWARD!!! THANK U SO MUCH FOR SIGNING MY BOOK!!! I love u man!!! U respected my friend and appreciated her for being her!!! She is one fucking funny porn queen and should be recognized for that... I want to see that dream come true and I think it just might...I would be honored to be her freak fetish sidekick anytime...xoxoxoxo moonaynjl
    Location: my bedroom
    Mood: ecstatic
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    Sunday, September 21, 2008

    Sunday Folsom Street Fair SF


    Sunday September 28, 2008 Get you freakin' self up to Folsom Street Fair San Francisco and meet me at The Holy Cow bar 1535 Folsom St. San Francisco, CA 94103






    Friday, September 19, 2008

    Look at this trailor

    http://www.myspace.com/sexdrivemovie

    I am getting some flack from one of my major advertises. They dropped me bc I was on the Howard Stern Show. If you can not find me anymore you know who dumped Zoe Zane. There are many more sites I can adv on. I am looking into to it. Other sites that I post on, do not give a fuckin' ratz ass, in fact they emailed me telling me how great a job the maid did on the Stern Show. The "dump you site" think they are the best but they are not. I have been checking similar sites with way more traffic. I have adv with the "dump you site" for over 10 years. It hurt deeply! I was the one that had the ballz to admit she was mature and then it was posted on DYS. Many other sites followed. On the "dump you site" the mature ladies section it not really mature ladies bc more than half of the advertisers are under 40. Mature is over 40 and nothing below THAT. Mature sex workers have earned it by staying in shape not letting their fanny's sag down like old hags. A old hag is a woman who accepted the fact that she is over the hill. Old hags conform to the idea that when you are over40 or more you are useless. I see men acting like old hags too. They conform give up and let themselves go. But when one door closes another one opens UP. The "dump you site" was great in the beginning until they got too big. They forgot about their customers. For a very long time it has been frustrating to adv with DYS - "dump you site". I see more and more Tyranny's adv on this site. Last October 2007, one of my sex worker friends and I went to a party thanking all their customers catered by the "dump you site". 90% of the dressed in black suits employees were phony and shallow. I am very gud at reading people. It is part of my job. They did not care what I thought. They did not provide better service or make improvements. SO---- you think you have a great business with terrible customer service? Keep lying to yourself DYS. It is not about how great your site looks bc guys do not care about the hoy-tee toy-tee LOOK of a site. I never thought I would say this but CL and RB rock. Actually CL is cleaning up it's act bc of all the spammers and stupid under age posters and surfing pedophiles. zoe zane zoblog

    Wednesday, September 17, 2008

    Moon AynjL comments on Southern Charms messageboard



    How cool is this? Zoe flew to NY and stayed with me. I was her personal guide to NYC and Long Island. We both went nuts waiting for her to go Monday morning and couldn't sleep the nite before. She wanted me to b in the studio with her, but I was really scared, besides this was her party! They kept me right next to the studio where I could see and hear it all. When she came out of there, they videoed her for the final interview and at that point she motioned me to come with her, go and clean her up. LMAO!---- which I did. She dressed in a French maid outfit and I in red PVC dress and thigh boots as her little side kick, played right along with her. I tried to fix her hair. LOL --- which was a total wreck. She was amazing, she was a freakin' comedienne star.....of porn. Kinda like a Phyllis Diller Rosanne Barr combo, but more unique and original. It was ZOE ZANE! They had me sign all sorts of releases with her so I am thinkin' that the video in the bathroom along with her will be aired on Howard's ppv. This was really her party, I'm honored that I got to b a major part of getting her there. Howard signed my Miss America Book, I saw Robin who smiled at me. God she looks fantastic! And the crew who I've been listening to and watching since the early 80's ---- how cool is that? Zoe is getting some flack from the show. Obviously that would b part of the consequences. BUT, Howard absolutely LOVED her! There's so much more I'd like to say but here are some links u can check out to read more on it. http://www.howardstern.com/ u have to look for the shows archives and put the date back to Sept 15th. Check out her blog. She gave me tons of props which I think was so cool. http://zoezanecom.blogspot.com/ She really thought I was going on the show with her. I was a little disappointed but OK with not actually appearing in the studio. Altho---- I love Howard and I might have just stood there in total shock with drool coming out of my mouth cuz I have been such a huge fan of his show for so many years. I did not want to take away ANY of her show. That was a worry and I'm really glad it happend with us together. I got his book autographed and that soooooooooo ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Check out this pic from the show. Moon AynjL's story September 17, 2008

    Pic from Howard Stern Show


    Farting Porn Star---oh my God, no way!

    The Howard Stern Show

    Tuesday, September 16, 2008

    Cake Farts For All----my adventures to the Howard Stern Show


    It was great fart footage----------------------yes indeed. It may of been more than 6 farts. IT WAS A LOT OF FARTING. Stern has some of the most original farting for cake farts on the whole planet. I DID IT---I made it happen! woohooooo Better than XM Radio (Opie & Anthony) they did it before I went on Stern, BUT, all in ALL, my appearance on the HS Show was a very very huge success. Howard Robin Will and the whole crew will remember Zoe Zane and her funniness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is very powerful, I made them all laugh and I HAD a great time doing it. THAT makes me really IN-joy of every-thang!

    I am going through a lot of emails and getting rested UP. A lot of people made this happen for me. Thank you Mr B, my driver and bodyguard raised in Brooklyn NY and my darling, wonderful Moon AynjL http://www.southern-charms4.com/moonaynjl/main.htm and her furry loves in Long Island. Moon on TAC http://tacamateurs2.com/milfmoonaynjl/home.shtml
    Moon AynjL is a true New Yorker, a very tuff MILF. She has survived breast cancer, does psychic readings and cat rescue in Long Island. She is currently building her new web site for psychic porn http://moonangel.net/. I love my darling Moon---thank you thank you thank you so much for assisting me and guiding me through New York to the Stern Show. I could of done Stern all alone, but I needed Moon's guidance and support. My experience at the Howard Stern Show would of been way different IF I went alone. Moon AynjL, my NY Porn producer sidekick, psychic reader helped me make the Howard Stern Show bee WAY BIG------ and OUTRAGEOUS. TY Moon AynjL and Mr. B for the hours you spent helping me get to the Howard Stern.
    Moon AynjL and I drove out of NY after the Stern Show by ourselves with her Magellan Roadmate 6000T Sat Nav System. We did it and it was very intense going through time square out to Long Island. I makes me a New Yorker now? I think SO! I survived the hugeness of New York. I love New York.
    Zoe Zane Zoblog

    Thursday, September 11, 2008

    It is offical that Moon AynjL will be on the


    Howard Stern Show on Monday, September 15, 2008 @ 8:30 AM ET in New York. Her dream to be on the show is coming true.

    She has been a fan of Howard's since the 1980's and will bring his book for him to sign. I'm Damn Gud---I got Moon on the show HS Show. wooHoooooooooooooooooooo http://www.southern-charms4.com/moonaynjl/main.htm


    Sending all my hugs to those who lost family and friends on 911











    My friend in New York, Moon AynjL lost a friend, and there are many more. Thinking all of the ones who survived and the fireman who worked for days on end. To all the New Yorkers who survived this terrible day. I LOVE NEW YORKERS!!! Furry loves to everyone in New York and America. My new cake fart journal about my trip to Howard Stern Show

    Monday, September 08, 2008

    Sunday, September 07, 2008

    Thankful

    My neighbors are so great. One of them came up and fixed my cold water in the kitchen. He will help me put up my porch that blew down from the California hurricane in January 2008. I am so grateful for All of them. AND, my screen door will get fixed too. wooHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO zoe zane zoblog

    Today, I organized my writing room for my comic book that will be out in 2009. It is getting a new facelift, paint job, my writing room!
    HAPPINESS SMILES SO THANKFUL

    Saturday, September 06, 2008

    FIG


    FIG means fuck I'm gud! I am gud at making people look great.

    New update for zoezane.com


    Wednesday, September 03, 2008

    Zoe Zane clips4sale store is finally UP


    Zoe Zane clips4sale store is finally here and needs more tweaking but I DID IT..............................more clips are on the way ---- I have 15 all together of wild stuff I have done in the past http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/4341

    Monday, September 01, 2008

    Sunday August 31, 2008 Hayward California


    New photos with Tom Mayes for the cake farting girl. Tom forgot about the birthday cake and my fetish farting 4 freaks. It eeked him out A L O T ------but made him laugh MORE. I DID IT. The cake farting girl is very classy sassy flirty sexy. I will get the 5 photo sets in the mail this week just before the Howard Stern Show. For a very long time I have not liked to drive long distances by myself, BUT yesterday, it was no big deal. I was on time and it was easy. In my college days I was not afraid of going after what I wanted. She is back, the fearless confident girl of 17. After 17 years with the gay chicken (x Mormon husband) and 18 years with a controlling sex freak RSG, that is 35 years of patriarch punishment ------it is gone, erased and banished and I'm back to the bold me! Here I come New York with my laughing Gas-----ha ha ha. In the Mormon church when men are very righteous they are the only ones who can enter into the highest Celestial kingdom. It is all about the power of men in the Mormon church. The men are first, then the children and wives. Women are not important at all. How close is this to Warren Jeffs and his fucked up doctrine----I say bullshit to a bunch of FLDS brain washed sheep that DO NOT THINK for themselves. Pretty close. Have you seen on YOUTUBE the weirdness of FLDS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGqJIqe6LEE

    That is what I have overcome, the brain washing that men are the law and the women and children are nothing. Listen to this it is higher energy by Tiesto


    The LDS church is not getting it---it is about the energy not the show or their doctrine. IT IS ALL ABOUT THE ENERGY---you can not control this mind mother fuckers!!!

    WARNING: Words have powerful vibrations and do effect how we think and feel about ourselves. If we all knew how powerful our words are WE WOULD NOT UTTER any word that was neg neg neg about ourselves. zoe zane zoblog

    In my book I will tell all----- what happened to me in the Mormon church and how I escaped from death.

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