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    Tuesday, March 25, 2008

    Oakland Pimp stalks Zoe Zane

    Oakland Pimp stalks Zoe Zane

    I was walking quickly just after the sun was down part of my exercise routine. Zoe Girl was minding her business making sure to not get attention with her clothes. Zoe, get ready for a fast and quick aerobic walk. Grrrrrrrrrr and let's do it girl. As I turn the curve, there is this brown pimp mobile that turns around in MY direction. LOL. I am getting bad vibes from this freaky brother. Just down the street, I see this blonde babe and I stop her. She tells me some pimp stalker hunts for hos from Oakland. eek! I did not like what I was feeling from the dude in his brown Cadillac Pimp Mobil.
    Here is what I want: I want the male actor Jason Statham "Revolver" to beam up this motherfucker pimp for gud. Take him to a Galaxy Court and teach him a lesson on manners, how to treat women who walk for exercise. I am brought in wearing my PVC body suit with some kick ass boots and slap this damn pimp down to the ground. Apologies you pimp freak for even thinking about Zoe Zane as one of your pimp whore hoes!
    SMACK.....**@----&%20666%20!...SLAP...(* grrr..............MTHER-faucker for wanting to pick me UP, u dumb pimp bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to see you shake and be a big crying blubber butt. Do it freak pimp. By the way, your new job is JANITOR.

    Saturday, March 22, 2008

    Wild Zoe Zane.....are you on drugs?

    I'm asked or accused that I'm on drugs in my live cam shows. No, I am not on drugs. It seems now days if you're really happy people think you're on crack or meth. Sorry....... it is just me and my energy. I have been this way from the time I was born. If you want me to be on drugs.................Zoe is on drugs. Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee! LOL. My Live Cam viewers can not believe someone could have so much happy energy and be REAL. ....................it is REAL baby.
    P. S. I have a power coach THAT getz me.............. and you need to see how wild she is! Her energy is OFF THE WALL. I love those great smiles, you know the ones that are way big and full of life.
    I was raised by some sour parents, so I ran off out into nature and had fun with myself. Today, my 88 year old Dad has a Armageddon degree, and has enough negative energy to fuel an Atomic Bomb. LOL. Do I hang with him? Nooooooooooooooooooooo, not berry much baby.

    Wednesday, March 19, 2008

    Send this to 2 friends "Irish Luck"

    Send this to 2 friends. It DOES work.
    His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
    There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
    The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
    'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'
    'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.
    'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.
    'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.
    'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.
    Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
    Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.
    What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
    The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?
    Sir Winston Churchill.
    Someone once said: What goes around comes around.
    Work like you don't need the money.
    Love like you've never been hurt.
    Dance like nobody's watching.
    Sing like nobody's listening.
    Live like its Heaven on Earth.
    It's National Friendship Week. Send this to
    Everyone you consider A FRIEND.
    Pass this on, and brighten someone's day.
    AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH: You had better send
    This back!! Good Luck!
    I hope it works...
    May there always be work for your hands to do;
    May your purse always hold a coin or two;
    May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
    May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
    May the hand of a friend always be near you;
    May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
    If you send it to 2 of your friends, you will automatically have 3 years good luck!!!

    Monday, March 17, 2008

    Green Day Dress and did I??????????

    Today is St Patrick's Day, March 17 2008 ......... and boy, do I need a drink! Next weekend is Easter..............what? It will fall early this ...............and it fell early about 100 years ago. Did they have Easter? Hum? Any who, I still need a drink. I have a new friend and he invited me over to his Italian restaurant for a drink. He is the besttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt kisser. Good kissers are hard to come by. I would know! Green dress photo, at the end I ran over and farted on the camera man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA Does that mean I can spew some green gas on a slave for Easter? YES, IT DOES ZOE GIRL cause your the Brilliant Queen of Every-ting.

    Tuesday, March 11, 2008

    I love this one! NY G O V got caught............ ha ha ha


    My new blog page on my web site http://www.zoezane.com

    Another blogger's comments about the NY gov: I'm not being judgmental about Eliot Spitzer's home life. And by "home life" I mean, "sex with prostitutes." I'm being judgmental about whether New York State deserves a governor with a rudimentary understanding of the law.
    Here's what he said this afternoon:
    "I failed to live up to the standards I set up to myself. Now I stand to regain the trust of my family."
    And that statement it why he has to go.
    The Mann Act is a Federal statute. It pertains to interstate commerce. Whether or not your children approve is immaterial. But thanks for bringing them into it, Gov.
    --- While Eliot Spitzer is working things through with Silda and the kids, he might want to explain this passage from the FBI's affidavit:
    "LEWIS (a/k/a "Rachelle," the defendant) continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe -- you know -- that... very basic things." An STD is one thing; I just hope he didn't give her any legal advice.

    SO THE GOV WANTED TO FUCK WITHOUT A CONDOM? Dumb, stupid, disrespectful of women

    What a dumb uck to even ask. In the world of pros ucking without a condom is just plain stupid on the pros part. Why put yourself at risk for some important so called gov prick. Not so much about getting aids, but STD...........maybe baby? Put that rubber on Mr. G O V and live with it. Just cause you are the gov of NY does not excuse you from the rules of safety you Mauder-Fauker. Just makes me want to slap the man ho down................ he might like that? HA HA HA

    And this has Zoe Girl a goinggggggggggggggggg. Another self righteous S O B who thought he was so great putting NY Lynch, pros and others in line. Mr. G O V is a woman hater all the way. Since prostitutes are viewed as low lifers, men who puts down prostitutes, they hate women. Did their Mommies do stuff to make them cry? I think SO! How the GOV got outted, shows us all how negative files for sex are running LOUD in all our brains. Most of us have fear, shame and guilt over sex controlling our sex lives. The NY govs brain made sure he would get humiliated and caught cause he was told "sex will get you in trouble". YES YES YES. So now, he's not any better than the sum of us. Do-guders and self righteous souls always eat crow. I know cause I was raised to be a self righteous daughter in Zion by the Mormon church. Mormons think they are better than everyone else cause they have exclusive rights on the truth. I think not. The "M" religion turn all their souls into slaves, not thinker. After giving birth to a deformed child, THAT ordeal slammed me down way deep and forced me to eat humble pie. Today, Zoe Girl, she sees and tells it like it iz. Self righteous souls are insecure about "ME" putting other humans way low so they can strut and wear a fake, fancy crown. They will fry in their pompous sky by their self-made public whore-ment. Squirm baby squirm, cry baby cry, take the Mott out of thine eye. Zoe Zane zoblog

    Monday, March 10, 2008

    I'm so bad at being brilliant!

    This afternoon I called my Cable company cause my phone was not working. Found out the line fell out of the modem phone hole. LOL I put it back in, and my phone is on baby. I asked the teck if he wanted a date! I'm so forward. Wee! I asked him how old he was and he said 19. No one has ever asked him out for a date on his job. Well, Zoe Girl, you're a risky chasing babe, asking a frisky pony boy for a date. Next time, I will get horny on the phone, what the heck. HA HA HA............... LOL ! ! ! ..........%$#***......! OLDER IS BOLDER
    Zoe Zane zoblog

    Thursday, March 06, 2008

    On my way to yoga last night

    I was getting dressed in the car. No law against that, as of 2008. I turned left in my bra with cleavage all over the place thinking no one will even notice. I am driving with the traffic and no one knows. I will put my top on when we stop at the light. BUT, some guys saw me! He had a bicycle with huge handles and was peddling away with the traffic. He PERKED up when he saw my boobs. I gave him the "U ROCK" sign with my right thumb up! I laughed and put my top on. Someone did see me getting dressed. Too funny. zoblog Zoe Zane

    Tuesday, March 04, 2008

    I want to share this with all of you...so beautiful

    A scene you will probably never get to see. This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point. You also see the sun below the moon. An amazing photo and not easily duplicated. You may want to pass it on to others. The Chinese have a saying: "When someone shares with you something of value, you have an obligation to share it with others".

    Sunset at the North Pole 2008

    Saturday, March 01, 2008

    CAT FIGHT...I lost my pink wig! LOL. Get u bitch!!!

    New update, cat fight in Las Vegas with 4 MILFS. I love a gud cat fight and men love to watch us tear OUT each other. I have been writing about the Crap List on the Net, we all call CL or Craig's List. Today March 1, 2008, you are forced to sign up for an account on CL with a verified phone number. With all the seedy shit in the erotic section, I can see why CL is slowing down the torrid traffic spamers on this message board. New entrance fee is your phone number. Right now, I am looking for a granny that is well over 70 to make a porn movie with me. LOL. Old and saggy tits and they want it. O K A Y........................ you will get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......................... Zoe Zane zoblog

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