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    Friday, July 27, 2007

    Gutter Sluts

    Sexy Miss Lizz http://www.sexymisslizz.com/ and I produced this wacky off the wall video in Florida as two trashy gutter wh*res. We are looking for high class models to help us with our new makeover. Comedy, messy wet, very funny stuff. Look for short free video clip this week on my "You Tube" http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=zoezanecom and my site http://www.zoezane.com/

    Oh................. there is a new fart video clip and I 'm the Evil Elf that farts on Santa (you tube video).

    New photos update is Dick Pump Slave and my live cam show will be my unruly nasty school girl WHO goes to detention for getting drunk on the school grounds.

    Tuesday, July 24, 2007

    Femme Fatale' Zoe Zane 2007 video

    My husband, the sick fuck, has a tiny dick. All he can do is jerk OFF! He wants me to dress a certain way so he can masturbate his pathetic self. What a pervert! He wears a pair of pantyhose, the fat bastard, as I do a leather-boot-leg tease show for him. I'm his black, widow wife wearing a veil for his funeral. I can not stand him, his freaky fetish, want him to jerk himself to his death. He dies in front of me and I tell him, "You dumb ass fuck! Bye. I'm so glad your dead. Inzane Productions 2007

    Sunday, July 22, 2007

    Wild and free in San Francisco Bar

    I love it when I can get men to be kinky with me. Update next week will be with a KINKY slave I have seen for years. His dick is so pathetically small and he uses a dick pump to make it bigger.

    Yesterday in my love cam show I was the naughty school girl that did not follow Daddy's rules. It got real wild when I shoved a bottle of Jack Daniels in my ass, threw cream in my face and smoked Nat Shermans. My cam room was so messy, sticky fingers and glasses covered with whipping cream, that I deleted the cam show, SO I will have to do another one.

    Here is a wild pic of me and my wild friends in a bar in San Francisco.

    Sunday, July 15, 2007

    Driving in Northern California, latest traffic school news. I took traffic school for a speeding ticket. Ya, this granny is a speeder, and I'm changing my ways. Granny has a chauffeur? I will invest my money in money earning accounts not traffic tickets and school.

    First time: Anyway, if you drive in the commuter lane and get a ticket the fine is a whooping $1068.50. Second time is it doubled, and on and on. If you get caught for the 4th time it is a felony and you loose your license.

    When you yield onto the freeway with two lanes and their is a SOLID WHITE line, the left lane is a commuter lane, and if you get caught a whooping $1068.50.

    Saturday, July 14, 2007

    Traffic school in Northern California was well worth it. I had to do it be4 July 24, 2007. I feel fried in the brain right now and off to a movie to chill out. I'll tell Northern California all about new fines for certain traffic laws tomorrow. I will do the update tomorrow and my cam show will be right along with Beth Morggan in England. Have fun tonight! I will.

    Monday, July 09, 2007

    Queen of Orbs

    Here is a pic with 5 orbs in a cluster. This pic was taken in San Francisco at the bar meet with Faith69, Maria and Sexy miss Lizz. Over the past 3 years they have show up in my photos. Our digital cameras are able to pic them up because of the high resolution...........................and it is close to the end of days. Ask my angel coach in New York, her name is Moon Aynjl on Southern Charms http://www.southern-charms4.com/moonaynjl/main.htm She has survived breast cancer and in some of her photos over 100 orbs have appeared. They come in different colors. They have appeared when my energy was REALLY high. Do a search on Google for orbs and decide for yourself if they are real.

    My bikram yoga class has been real-ly hard, it is the added summer heat. Two classes ago I cried for 90 minutes. We store emotion in our cell tissues, it was overwhelming. That is why there is so much drug addiction for many right now. The drugs mask all the pain. I almost lost it and it took everything I had to control my whaling OUT!. The teacher came over and held my hand. It calmed me down. I do not remember my parents ever holding my hand and making it nice when I was upset. LOL. It takes GREAT courage to face yoga. If you are pushed right to your edge of tolerance, you are getting 100% benefit. Oh, the 60 day challenge is starting again.
    60 days of straight yoga, your choice. Not for me. I did it 3 years ago. I am heading into my fourth year in November. I'm still doing, I cannot believe I'm still doing it.

    I just watched Stomp The Yard where an exception male hood step dancer comes from his selfish self to a team player. Totally intense step dancing..... WOW! Awesome stuff.

    Saturday, July 07, 2007

    July 7, 2007 HAHAHA

    Saturday for cam show I did a leather boot dance on my stripper pole. I farted about 5 times on rude cam viewers and the good guys thought that was great. LOL. Farting on the Net is evolving and more accepted. If you say something bad about me in cam I might fart and then deleted your name!

    Wednesday, July 04, 2007

    Today I did a special 4th of July cam show

    I had a blast with my Jack Daniels bottle and the American flag. The new thang about ass fucking "Zoe flagged her ass!" Use your imagination. I used a toy and.....

    Everyone had a great time and I had a shot of Jack Daniels. LOL. This drink is very hardcore. LOL

    I love fireworks America

    Wish you a safe and fun holiday. Happy 4th of July everyone.
    Hugs Zoe Zane

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