I want to thank many of you for being so kindly generous with your wonderful friendships. It means a lot to me wishing ALL of you a glorious week to the new year. LOVE LOVE LOVE to ya all. Smooches, I could not of done it without YOU!
The Amateur Housewife Chronicles 2008 (order of babes in the pics)
Maria, Sexy Miss Lizz, Aimeelynn, BJ, me, Faith 69, Alanna and me in that order in the huggielovie pics. Dreamnet .com has some really nice babes to party with and when Faith69 throws another birthday party, I'm there! Hey, Faith read this blog about your greatness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faith is a sweet sexy babe, Alanna is a wild wild doll, Aimeelynn is a leggy hot MILF, BJ is soooooooooo nice to LOOK at, Maria she's fun to swinger with, and Sexy Miss Lizz, she's tits tits tits. Faith's party was one of the best parties I have ever been too, bee-cause of ALL the women. Everyone at the party keep asking who is that big pony-tailed blonde? Thatz Me.
I'm so thankful for Sexy Miss Lizz. She's been the best friend the last 3 years. She's a very sexy, smart cougar. Hey, Lizz read this message about how FAB you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy New Year to you and your family.
First off, our apologies for the late start in getting the word out about G.O.T.I. 8. Busy times in Las Vegas as usual, but we never forget our favorite event of the year, Girls of the Internet Party!This year's event will be held Sunday January 13th at 9 PM at Olympic Garden adult cabaret. As with previous parties, all pre-registered girls drink free. So be sure to get over to www.gotiparty.com and get registered.
We plan to broadcast this year's party in live streaming video, so let your fans know they can catch you on the webcast at gotiparty.com & lvrocks.com. More details on that will be made available on the website soon.As always, we look forward to seeing everyone! Feel free to contact if you have any questions.
It's party time and it will be one to remember. I'm inviting Martini and wife, all their friends to my House to party "dance it up". I have lotz to do before they arrive. I'm a Xmas tree freak and their is a tree in every room with lights. I will not have those after Xmas blues cause I will decorate my house more more more for the holidays, and get everything on sale. WooHOOOOOOOOO! One smart cookie, I am, I am.
My cam show yesterday morning was super fun, hot and horny, baby loves. I abused a gud looking sex slave on my show. I have known him for 8 years and he brought me a Xmas present. The first of November, my storage was broken into along with other units and the stripper pole Sexy Miss Lizz gave me was stolen along with boots, fetish clothing, etc.
I told my sex slave what happened and 48 hours before the show he came over with a new portable stripper pole. I'm so grateful for his generosity.
Any-woo, I tied him up with my bra and teased him over and over until he got his hands untied. He was so hot for me, it was great. At the end I drained him gud. Over 500 viewers, 9 AM Saturday morning, last weekend to shop for Xmas, and it was rocking on my cam show. I wore vintage red leather jacket/skirt with my leather boots, and NO panties.
I watched the movie tonight, the song is at the end of the movie, the lyrics are beautiful. I sang the words of the song and thought of Emily. Emily is a star forever. All the stars in the heaven are for you Emily.
I just talked to a fetish friend of mine, he told me how he freaked out when he heard on a 30 second radio broadcast about the missing "Zoey Zane". He was very upset and thought it was me, Zoe Zane. He had to wait a few days to surf the Net to find out it was not me. I have helped his sex life get better. He wants to write me a letter expressing his gratitude for saving his marriage.
Many of my male friends who starred in my videos/photos called me up last the last few weeks making sure I was still alive. LOL.
Sexy Miss Lizz e-mailed me wondering is my Zoe Girl dead???
The list is very long, e-mails and phone calls expressing their emotions over my death.
It's a very strange thang to go through this. I will follow the news about the killer of Emily Sander. It is not my way of life to get wrapped up in the news, over anything. I stay away from the news, it's SO negative and mind altering. But for my Emily, I will follow her story since I am involved in her story.
There are many reason why Emily will be on my mind and in my blogs. I was strangled by a ragging male a few years back not telling anyone except for close friends. It was life altering to say the least. I was making a video with him and he lost control of his temper, and went after me with his belt. Before I knew it, I was on the floor being strangled, facing death. We had a misunderstanding about the story line of the video and he wanted to get laid not be dominated. He gave me clues about himself telling me he had a BIG problem with his anger. I have never done drugs, so I did not get what he was telling me. I got it, when he slammed me to floor coking the life out of me.
I made an attempt to run after he went to the bathroom to get dressed. BUT, his angry self got me first and very very fast. He chased me around the counter and forced down on the floor as I gasped for air. He was that fast. I knew I was going down, so I asked God in the name of Christ to leave, AND he did! I would not be writing this passage today, if I didn't ask for divine help. For those of you who do not believe in a higher source, I don't care a ratz ass what you believe. When you find yourself at the mercy gates of death you do not care what the fuck any human being THINKS!
In the large orgy room many couples were sitting around joking about this and that. A good looking black male got up and used some of his mojo lotion on a hot, naked ass. Everyone enjoy his sex talk and watch him get this hot babe so horny she pulled down her panties. He rubbed lotion on her tight tanned, butt cheeks. Before you could say, "This is some hot stuff and better than porn" the room turned into a frenzy fucking orgy. The "Friendly Cable Guy" got everyone relaxed laughing with his sense of humor. A couple of hot, horny housewives starting kissing each other, and before you could snap your fingers the room was filled with naked screwing flesh.
A great swing party is sexy fun when everyone lets go. It is all up to the women. Women make swing parties happen and The Friendly Cable Guy hooked up with a horny, ready to play female. Nothing is hotter than a room filled with couples with a few polite single, fucking males. The sounds of sex keep it orgasmic for everyone. The sounds of sex feed the sounds of sex. The smell of sex between those women's legs makes everyone hot for more and more. And the screaming orgasms were off the wall. I love a women that screams when she gets off.
Not much sleep that night, I lost count of all the orgasms. Mmmmmmmmmm
I love the way I feel after great pounding sex. Don't you?
Oh, I'm so horny right now, my big clit is throbbing. Saturday, December 15, 2007 @ 9 am PST, I will be juiced up with all the cam viewers. Zoe in her red furry Xm-aAS stockings naked screaming MTFer, I love all your dicks and pussies. Ya baby.
I went to the DMV and this half-dead woman over the counter was not much help. I was told to write in the mileage in the right box for the car. She told me, do not put it in the wrong box, which I did not get. I put the mileage in the wrong box. eeK! I had to fill out another title form correctly, and go get the signature from the original owner. That woman at the DMV hates her job and spewed her poisonous attitude on me. She did not care, to help, at all. Next time that ever happens, I will have the best come back to give a half-dead DMV anyone back their shitty energy.
I drove clear across town and the owner of the car gave me the wrong directions. LOL. I'm chilling out tonight in front of the TV. Are any of you feeling like a zombie tonight??? meow ................zoblogzoezane
I will redo the video. I misspelled her name. Her name is Emily Sander. With everything going on, I missed it completely. I have felt her spirit with me from the first e-mail I received from a webmaster asking if I was okay and still alive. Sorry Emily, I will correct the You Tube video over the weekend. Love, Zoe Zane
LIGHT A CANDLE FOR EMILY SANDER I'm lighting a candle for Emily Sander everyday until her murderer is found. Emily was a bright, friendly girl who had a dream. She had a plan to open up a tattoo shop and produce movies. She was on a mission in high school to fulfill her dream. I find this inspiring that a girl in her teens knew what she wanted and went for it. She majored in high school business. She pierced her body. When you pierce your body, it is a ritual. It's your body and you've chosen to do what you want with it, not what other people think you should do with it. She decided to use the stage name Zoey Zane. She must of known about my stage name Zoe Zane (1999-2007). She saw something in my work that moved her to use the name Zoey Zane aka Zoe Zane. I can see that energy pulsing through her adult, Internet work. In America, groups of people have very conservative ideas about porn, porn stars, and porn producers. Anything about sex from masturbation to fetish to tantra, is ungodly. If you star in porn you are still considered seedy? That one word is one of many words. There are many words to describe porn stars, I will not go through them; you're doing that right now. I've been involved in the sex worker's industry for over 20 years. I left the Mormon church to make a new life for myself turning away from family and a self-righteous, conservative community. I almost died, in this process, escaping all the negative bull shit. My preacher husband and his family, my parents and my neighbors waited to hear that I killed myself. My mother lived a long suffering life in her temple marriage, and I was expected to live as she did. Suffer till you die! Emily Sander hide her dream from her family. It was her dream to be a porn star and make films. Now she is gone She was gutsy, positive and ready to get wild and free with her sexuality. I see it in all her photos. She was very excited to porn herself out. But, keeping her porn secret from conservative views is a lot of work. To sneak and hide your porn job takes courage and smarts. From the Internet information I gathered, she told her family on Thanksgiving Day she did porn. The next day she was missing. How her family reacted, we do not know, as I write this passage for Emily Sander. Unfortunately, she hooked up with the wrong person. That person was filled with rage towards women. I know every step has been taken by the FBI to find her killer. I'm writing these supportive words, please continue the search for Emily Sander's killer until that person is found. Emily Sander is one of many thousands reported missing or murdered every year. Her death as a amateur, nude model has shaken up many of us. We can not bring Emily back, but lighting a candle for Emily can bring us all together in love for her tragic, violent death. As human being, we are finding out that we are very powerful. Light your candle for Emily! This light will keep burning for all the violence against women on this planet. I am sending out a message to all women to seriously take a look at what you think of yourself. What are the inner words you say to yourself day in and day out? Take a look at your role models and if they are victims. Do they have victim attitudes? Today, take a look at how you are a victim in your everyday circumstances. As you look at yourself, it will stop all this violence towards women and children. Be honest with yourself and stop it now. Tell yourself you will not let others make you feel less for being female. You can have your dreams! Take active steps to change your thinking patterns, change your unconscious mind . Tell yourself right now: I'm happy, I'm beautiful and I'm powerful. Say it out loud to yourself everyday . Look at yourself in the mirror in your right eye, repeating 10 times a day, until you're unconscious mind believes you are happy, beautiful and powerful. Make it an active habit to talk positive to yourself for the rest of your life. You are the ONLY one who can do this work for yourself. It does not matter what they told you about you. It was a lie. They were WRONG! On-line author, Zoe Zane, December 6, 2007 Google Trends: zoey zane. com , Nov 29, 2007 Related searches: www.zoey zane. com , zoezane . com , zoey-zane. com , zoey zane web site, ...zoey zane. com , ...Emily Sander was found on a Zoey Zane websitewww.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=zoey+zane.com&da... http://www.kbsd6.com/Global/story.asp?S=7405774
For all the men and women out there who do porn, thank you. I takes a smart-ass bitch attitude to show your sexy self in pics and movies. Once it is out there, it's OUT. I remember Kitty Foxx asking me, are you sure you want to do this. She told me that you will have your tits, your coochi coochi, and ass criticised and examined forever. Once on film you life is never private again. Doing porn takes guts. You're all out there, naked, letting your orgasm OUT. Letting go, and many who do porn, they drink, they get drunk. Why? Drinking masks the brain chatter that makes you feel shame, fear or guilt about your sexy self. Madonna, Tina Turner, Sharon Stone used their sex and not one second of shame has stopped them. Sharon flashed her pussy, Madonna looked like she was fucking with her back to the camera, and Tina's rise from an abusive lifestyle is enough for all of us, to show her some repect. Tina Turner's legs are fetish porn. Tina has been a very powerful role model for me. I call it Tina Power and I got some baby!
Kitty Foxx kept asking me over and over and over, do you know what your are getting into? Yes, I did. You know when it is time to come out of the closet and make porn. Anyway, it is just sex, and Kitty was right on the money! We make too much out of porn and our sex. We all want it and need it. I've been a phone sex girl, a tantra instructor, a professional Dom in Las Vegas & San Francisco, my daughter is a stripper in Las Vegas, a swinger at Vegas Red Rooster for 10 years, a live cam babe on Camz, produced thousands of photos and have a vault for video/DVD (it will take a life time to edit and produce), I know many providers, massage therapists and Internet amateur housewife that have gone crazy wild with their sex in America. AND, it is all gud.
What makes my words powerful, is the life I lead before porn, as a mother in Zion (the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City, Utah). I never do anything half-assed. Whatever it is, I'm a pig about it. Noted, we all have our free agency and power of choice to live whatever religion we decide is best for us. I was born into the Mormon Church and grew out of it to learn a high consciousness for joy and happiness.
The 2257 model release was created to make sure no underage teenager stared in porn (Tracy Lords). The 2257 for me and my porn production is this, when you sign the model release you are telling me you want to go public with your sex and do not care what kind of heat you might get if people find out you were in porn. You gotta be able to take rejection, criticism and ridicule from any source.
Do I go into the Lion's Den and reveal my pearls to negative, religious family members? HELL NO! I tell them what they want to hear. They're living in their own self-made dream world anyway!
My temple marriage and religious life was great for one week. After many years, a very hot boot loving girlfriend (Joannie) on the Net, emailed me using the words sexless and loveless describing my life as a God fearing mother in Zion. Thank you, Joannie from Idaho, RIGHT ON! Perfect words, for the hell I went through with Mr. Wolf in Sheep's Clothing. It was on-going torture begging him to have sex with me. He was always in control watching me suffer waiting for me to kill myself. Read what I went through with a woman hater for 17 years in my new book in 2008. You will read about how I went from NO self-esteem to the powerful amateur housewife I am today. I will be able to tell you how to get your power back and not be a victim anymore.
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/11/reports-missing.html A missing college student named Emily Sanders led a double life as an online pornstar named Zoey Zane, according to reports from El Dorado, Kansas. "She enjoyed it. She is a young teenage girl and she wanted to be in the movies and enjoyed movies. She needed the extra money," Nikki Watson, a close friend of Sander's at Butler Community College, tells the Associated Press. "Nobody in El Dorado knew besides her close friends." Sander, 18, was last seen Friday in the company of Israel Mireles. Police across the country are searching for the 24-year-old and his 16-year-old girlfriend. Investigators say he may be on his way to Mexico. Detectives tell The Wichita Eagle that they found blood in a motel room that Mireles rented outside Wichita. They're aware of the website "situation" and are trying to figure out if it factors into Sander's disappearance, the paper says. "That motel room was found to appear in great disarray and a large quantity of blood was found in the room and clothing was found to be missing," police Chief Tom Boren says, according to KSN-TV. Sander's grandfather spoke about the missing teen yesterday during a police news conference. Last night, KAKE-TV says about 50 people participated in a candlelight vigil. The AP says Jacob Sander confirmed that his sister appeared on the pornographic website as Zoey Zane. That website, which was first registered last April, is no longer functioning. A cached version on Google shows that "Zoey Zane" wrote an explicit online journal. Here's how she described herself on the homepage: All About Me! Hey all! I'm a spunky little teen with a super sexy side! As soon as I turned 18 I started shooting for my site. I love getting down 'n dirty in front of the camera...!!
The first babe is 38 (Zoe Zane) on a sex talk radio show with her hip hop boyfriend Zin & now another girl about 18 (Zoey Zane) who is sadly missing. (I'm thinking about do something permanent with my name and a product). The missing girl has a family, they must be freaking out wanting their daughter back. I had 7 single births by one father and lost my first child when she was 2 years old. It was a hard way to start motherhood. I'm writing a book, it will be out in 2008. I have 4 chapters completed and there is more work to be done. I'm will finish my book.
Born in Northern California, raised in the Mormon church, I graduated from Brigham Young University and married a seminary teacher. I lived in "Zion"for 17 years in Salt Lake City, Utah. I don't like snow. Being cooped up in a house with 7 kids, living on a shoe string budget (what budget!!!) through hardcore winter months was enduring beyond enduring. I'm a go-getter and full of life. His salary, as a seminary teacher (started at $5, 565 in 1969, not much, we had to pay off his school loan) so I made everything out of nothing. I sewed, cook from scratch, grew a garden, bottled all our food, and had a my food storage for 1 year (it's humorous to me that one of my favorite movie stars, Julie Roberts, her fantasy, she wants to live in the country and grow a garden). And, on top of this, I was EXPECTED to be an example for the community. Pressure??? Y-aaaaaH.
My passion for art, dance and sex was to be tucked away while I served in Zion as one of God's children. It was torture to put those talents aside for the good of the kingdom. I'm was a walking theater filled with entertainment and pazazz. Picture this, a sexy dressed to the nine female, a professional dancer housewife with stylish hats in Salt Lake City? NO way, but that's what I did and felt like a freak! It was terrible living with myself. My clothes were all hand-me-downs. The urge to be creative and be conservative didn't mix. That alone was a inner battle. I was expected to lead the "perfect" PERFECT life (humanly impossible) a living, walking bible for religion, and still be in my creative skin? It was mission impossible 24/7 and pushed me out to where I am today, an amateur porn producer on the Net. For me too live tradition anything was ridiculous. It felt like, eek!
On top of this my seminary (preacher) husband was a sheep in wolves clothing, a misogynist (a man who hate women) who wanted me and did not want me. He's behavior drove me CRAZY to almost insanity for 6188 days (364days x 17years=6188). He's emotions were very controlled and proper. I was his church going trophy wife, to make him look gud, and I DID for 1 year! Our sex life SUCKED. He had a serious-something sex problem. He was shut down and I was full throttle. I was a virgin when I married, a raging sex pistol. I creatively seduced him to have sex 3 times a week, if I was lucky. Any red blooded American male would of adored me. After 4 times a week, he complained, turned himself to God, AND where was I? Rejected, frustrated and wanting. Did I feel unloved? I DID! My self-esteem, inch by inch, was carved away by his male patriarchal judgements.
Get a taste. I will be posting short inserts of my book, so check back often.
Here are the links of the two females who have used my name on the Net.
I posted this update in my hip leather boots just for Daniel, a new member to my site. If you become a member of my site, I want to know what makes you hard. Let me know and I will do my best to make it happen.
I bought these boots in LA when Kitty Foxx and I did a gang bang together. Boots are 2 sexy, I'm showing them off with my very, long dancer legs. Enjoy yourself.
picked up by family, and out to Kingman, Arizona, one day with all the grand kids. I watched "Transformers", an awesome movie. Drove back last night to Las Vegas, got up early this morning to catch a 8:15 flight back to San Jose. The flight back home was choppy with winds. eek! Zoe chanted OM, was breathing slowly as the plane landed. It is nice to be home. Today I saw 2 very dear fetish friends.
Saturday morning my live cam show will be at 9am as usually. What will I do? Right now, I do not know, I am hungry and need to eat.
Sunday, I will post the crazy wild pics I did with my freaky fetish friends today. Happy Turkey Day to ya ALL! We got drunk and ate leftovers.
I love all the lights and the fun parties. Today in live cam I wore my fur coat & white ankle fur boots. I was inspired by my new girlfriend Alanna to decorate myself up with xMaS tree lights. I got off on the floor with the light all over my body. I'll post the pic before Wed. It is after midnight and I need to go bed. Over 400 cam viewers today with a bunch of frisky pony boys. I want to gang bang all of them in Las Vegas with Alanna the nympho. http://www.imanympho.com/
You can watch the "youtube" video of the xMaS light cam show off this link.
I will do my cam show on Sunday afternoon. The cable guy came over this morning for my new dirty phone seX line.
The update with week is from Arizona. My new hobby, exploite drunk young guys in bars.
Faith69 from http://www.dreamnet.com/ throws some wild parties in Phoenix, Arizona. She's so hot in her platform leather boots and tasseled skirt from London. The first pic, I'm down low on the bar floor with my camera taking up skirt pics of all the bar babes, seXy Aimee Lynn a tall leggy blonde in her black slip and spiked heels, Alanna the nympho, we did some MAD kissing and sucking. We were really into IT! Down and dirty on the bar floor with Alanna, ya baby girl. I did the humpy-humpy with her hubby and other guys. The cutie, Paige was strutting her stuff shoving drink down Dawn Marie, a mature MILF housewife. Marie was drunk and brazen talking filthy to everyone! Oh, YA! BJ got molested by Aimee Lynn and myself, we sucked on BJ's hot titties. I seduced guys for free drinks. I exploited their wallets! Best of all, I TOOK this male, a frisky pony biker, he's my new bar bitch boy. We were all laughing at him when I made his smart ass kneel to the bar floor. Submit BITCH, and watch MISS ZOE have a gud ride!!!
I was out taking a walk by the crescent moon, the air was magnificent. As I walked I just keep telling Mother Earth, "Thank you for making this night so beautiful!" I called two of my friends to tell them but they were all wrapped up in their stuff. Too bad they missed a gorgeous night in San Jose, California. Orgasmic 100%
Money slave comments: I love it when Empress Zoe Zane makes me pay 4 all her drinks and the games we play together cause I'm shy and a loser when it comes to women. Strong women make me tremble right down to the last hair on my horny nut. I'm already wasted before she shows up at the bar. Empress Zoe Zane sniffs me out and knows I will give up a big blog of President greens for her favorite drinks. I'm a half ass-ed pass out zombie boy and very pathetic, call me creep, PLEASE!!! She laughs out LOUD with all her babyish busty girlfriend at me. "What a drunken sex slave and can't get it up lover. What a drunken fool I am! What a silly, creepy freak, AND, she has a blast taking me in front of her Net crowd laughing, running off with another stud to fuck!!!" I am a target for rip OFF and need it from my Empress Zoe Zane.
She is my Capitalistic Empress Zoe Zane my Domination Busty Blonde Mistress.
Look for these pic next week, see what Empress Zoe Zane did to a drunk smart ass biker in the bar in front of ALL his friends. Everyone was laughing at him. Pics are from my Arizona trip Faith69 Birthday Bash Party. http://www.faith69.com/faithbash.html
taken at Exotic Erotic Ball, Saturday night, October 27, 2007 by someone in the crowd. I gave my camera to a voyeur and he took the pic. What really happen before, during, after the ball. I over cam a big fear in my life. Read the rest at http://zoezane.livejournal.com/
Still my favorite site at the moment. I love the music and this chick from LA
I was raised on the beach. My mother took us to the beach all the time. I love the beach, last weekend was my last chance for some hot action on the nude Red, White & Blue beach. Here is a pic of cum on my face from a secret fan out on the beach.
Oh, I forgot, you can find me in another skin magazine for 50+
On the front cover it says: Meet Zoe Zane "I've been a Mormon and I've been a porn star - porn is better!" Too cool, Hugh! Photos by Tom Mayes taken in Oakland, California
A very hot babe on the Net, Sexy Miss Lizzhttp://www.sexymisslizz.com/ has been a wonderful friend to me the past few years. She is a very sexy housewife that has been my mentor through a lot of stuff. You will see her on my site in a few weeks in her glorious Folsom Street Fair out fit that sparkled in the sun. It took Lizz several days to make her costume and it was a smashing hit at the fair. Very inspiring, some of you men admire and love Miss Lizz for she is your Muse. She has a very positive attitude and great tits. I love a great pair of tits in anything. TY TY TY Miss Lizz for everything you have done for me. Huggies, from Zoe Zane
Hey, Lizz read my message to you! You are the hottest babe on the Net 2007
I watched the movie "Yellow" about a professional ballet dancer and her father who was injured on stage as a dancer. He loved dancing, confined to a wheel chair, sinks into deep depressed and kills himself. Upset and grieving over the lose of her father, Yellow leaves for New York to dance, she's a stripper until she gets a lead part in a ballet company. Yellow is off the wall in her exceptional costumes and her dancing at the strip club is outrageous. The best I've every seen in a movie. THE BEST!!! Better than "Showgirl"
One of my jack off friends emailed me yesterday informing me that he bought a skin magazine called "COUGERS", he wasted himself looking at my XXXrated porn mag pics. Hey this is pretty cool since I did not have to show up for the photo shoot and it is free advertising for me..... THAT I'M A BIG SLUT! hahaha Anyway I am off to find the magazine.
When I was in Florida with all the Southern Charms, a video store owner brought me a skin magazine, front cover, I WAS 68 years old. woe! Too funny.
I was wild last night after 9 PM. The nurse had to help a neighbor with a boo boo. I came home and watched "Antitrust" with Tim Robbins and the cute guy once married to Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe. He's a computer geek in Silicon Valley's hottest computer company. I am still unwinding from October. I really went BIG this year.
I have calmed down about the rival but there is still an edge in the background gnawing at me. If she does, it just might lead the way, making it better. My thoughts on the whole ordeal: there is plenty for all of us??? There is! Soooooooooooooo I will just work smarter from now on.
I will not let her on to what I am doing and then tell her after it is done.
God, when people know they might makes some money there's no loyalty. Miss Cut Throat has spilled her gutz in front of me and now I must move like lightning. One thing I know about her she jumps from one thing to another, not consistent. Terrible speller.
Rant and Rave: I was the one who told you you could do it. I encouraged you to do it. NOW, you dumb broad, you think that you will get it out and make it happen. Maybe so....................... but you do not bit the hand that feeds you. Goodbye baby, and I am tired of you using me to make yourself feel good. Am I, upset??? YES! A very important project, I'm working on, has a rival that told me she is beating me to the punch. People do not understand that we need each other not go against each other. UCK!
We hooked up at the Exotic Erotic Ball. Martini http://www.klubmartini.com/ was a stage promoter for the ball. He takes pics of all the hot male strippers that danced on the stage last night. Grrrrrrrrr! Yum Yum. Getting ready for the ball was a challenge, the corset would not go right, I misplace my ID, but some people at the ball were there to alert me of it, whew! I stood in the wrong line 3 times was frisked three times. LOL. It was way out there. I had a blast orchestrating photo scenes. Improvising 4 porn is the so much fun. Whatever comes to my evil sexy brain, I do it, with costumed male and female prey. You will see my pics with the huge clown on stilts and HIS BIG GUN. I'm so belligerent right now. I had to give up my trademark "Smartassbitchteez" last month because name use was to similar but.....................the goods of the other trademark are lame so it it is better for me. I don't want to have a clothing line that is associated lame goods. Soooooooooooooo it worked out, better for me in the long run.
I have been working on the Pink Kitty Show Girl costume for 2 weeks. What a process. I had to print out my ticket to the ball and the printer needed ink. I bought the wrong colored ink ran to the store 3 times. LOL. All this under the scene stuff can be frustrating. I need an assistant. Good idea! The eros-guide. com client appreciation party was Thursday night in San Francisco at Stormy Leathers, and I asked if I could take my camera. I was told, YES! Then I get there and they tell me no cameras. So............. Ms Andrea Storm and I went down to the lower lounge and took some pics until security asked us to stop. I meet some girls that like to wrestle and I molested this black guy out on the street in front of the store. Pics this next month. meow grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm so gud, Zoe, you are a bad kitty..... ^&*(*())%^^&&#@...!*
I'm getting my Pink Kitty Show Girl Costume ready 4 the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco. I ran across this site like a surfing fool, I like this quote, "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." - Isadora Duncan. Isador was one of my many mentors when I studied dance in Utah at BYU and University of Utah. I was a freak for modern dance, ballet, it was my major in college.
It was weird how I just slammed my head right into the hotel bathroom wall. It was quick and fast. It knotted up quick. It hurt and I thought how could DO THIS to myself! LOL. The woes a photo shoots and gathering content for fetish freaks. I love the creative process of getting content.
About me: as a child, my mom and dad thought I was a silly girl to make mud pies, and I even had a piece of my mud pie. eek!!! Did you ever do that? It was earthy dirty and gridy, not to good on the teeth. Ya gotta try it once, right. That is what kids do when finding their way through this world. I made them in aluminum pie tins. Water dirt and a big spoon. Crunch, spit and icky.
Goose egg on forehead and mud pic attached from Arizona trip, October 13-14 in desert Botanical Garden.
I had so much fun the last 24 hours in Phoenix, AZ. Before the bar meet I was a bad girl, I took some gutzy army brat pics in the Arizona Botanical Park. LOL. Zomud pics in my sexy army dress and black ankle boots. I was a big-dirty-mess walking back into the hotel. Into the shower to wash off the all mud. Hot stuff until I hit my forehead on the shower soap dish. Ouch! It got a goose egg on my forehead, BUT it is mostly gone as of today.
At the bar I turned on my wild mojo magic dance on everyone, and my new hobby is to take boy bitches at bars. I took this motorcycle racer down to his knees on all fours. Faith http://www.faith69.com/faithhome.html told me to just take him and it DID! I did some hot girl action with Alanna, the nympho http://www.imanympho.com/ and I have a new girlfriend from Maryland that is TALL and Leggy and Blonde! Aimeelynn is such a hot babe. We love each other http://www.aimeelynn.net/alhome.html
I was lucky to get home. Airport lines were long long long......up the was-zoo! Whew. I have to go back and get my suitcase of nastee clothes. I am relaxing at home and damn proud of my wild self.
I want to thank Robert for everything he did to make my trip run smoother. Smoochies kisses and hugs Robert!!!
I was the frisky Pink Kitty, and I got off at the end of the show. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm it felt realllllllllllllllly gud! Meow Meow Meow .....look at my big ass fuck heels, hugs from the Pink Kitty Miss Zoe Zane
Yesterday, a new amateur photographer and I created Miss Elvira's 2nd assistant. Elvira is looking for an assistant for her reality TV show. I was not aware of this, as I taped into the energies of Elvira for Halloween. I love Hot Topic clothing http://www.hottopic.com/
I just painted my nails black and this Saturday for my cam show I will be a very famous Halloween female. I will give you a tip.....she has big tits? Each week I will be someone different until the end of the month. Boo! Trick or treat. I am wild about October 31, 2007
Witches, goblins, ghouls, monsters, mummies you name it.
the Universe said YES!!! Nothing is an accident. Never. What a surprise to find out you hit the front page on the San Francisco Chronicle Newspaper, Monday, October 1, 2007. My MILF red head girlfriend that has done wild gang bangs with me she called me up and told me the news. I was busy writing my book about the adult industry. MILFS gone wild in America, 2007 Folsom Street Fair-San Francisco, having freaky fun. Ms. Andrea Storm http://www.msandreastorm.com/ aka Flaming Inferno was interviewed by newspaper reporters cause we were the "Dirty Martini" girls. They noticed our uniqueness and sought us out. I was running around directing and making fetish freaks pose for photos for my site. We had several reporters taking our photos and I thought what the hell. We're d-ham gud baby. The first photo was on the front page of the newspaper and the second photo is my freaky Funny Zo-Art photo. Own it baby cakes. We owned the whole fair and the Universe gave it back. Thank you Universe! (((HUGS))) Zoe Zane
I am home now with my male cat Fuzzy. He missed me and the fair weather was just right. I got some really great fetish pics of me and my tattoo fringed leather boots with a wild bunch of San Francisco sex perverts. Some guys was jacking off behind Sexy Miss Lizz and shoot all over the sidewalk. Miss Andrea Storm http://www.msandreastorm.com told me about it and I saw mobile pic of it. You know me I love to see men cum. That is wild he was jerking off out in public. LOL.
Miss Andrea Storm was Queen of the Fair dressed as "Dirty Martini" with her umbrella. All of us were showing off our big boobs all over the place. The fair was mellow this year.
I will post some of the pics in the next few days. I have to eat something and chill OUT baby cakes. I need a gud foot rub.
I will have a famous male porn star Will Taliesin Jarvis, "Howie" on the show with me. He really likes older women. Some great fucking, ya baby. I will interview Howie about his life and porn since the 1980's. Coo huh. Two sexy writers fucking, now that's a new one! LOL. His first movie was with Vanessa Del Rio. Small world since his dick had been in Vanessa and mine. The Vanessa Del Rio and Zoe Zane connection from New York to San Francisco. When I first got into swinging I watched Vanessa in porn and never thought in my wildest dreams that a dick that fucked Vanessa would fuck me. WOW
David Dekee will show up somehwhere to take pics of us ALL! Thank you David! Or, I will grab someone to takes all our pics. One time Cyber got sick and sat on the side lines the whole time during Folsom. How have I made it thus far? I think I have had a few angels help me all along the way. TY TY TY
Say hello I will be wearing something special. A hint, silver!
My new thang is to look in my right eye and tell myself how wonderful I am for 10 minutes morning and night. Try it, it is great for making you feel better and liking yourself. With all the crap many of us got growing up DOING something nice for yourself WILL always help. You are your own best friend.
Why I did not talk about this.....hum, is beyond me. Maybe I did not want everyone to know how nastee I am with my camera man "my cuckold bitch". He has watched me fuck other men and cleaned up on many occasions the mess between my legs. It makes him quiver with delight to be forced to clean up, what a cum brain whore. I remember when we had tons of wild orgy sex in Las Vegas at the Red Rooster http://www.vegasredrooster.com/ . It is the best swing club in America cause Mike the owner lets single guys in. I learned to swing with many single guys all over me. I love it and still DO! Many times the cuckold bitch and I have had kinky horny sex with dirty fuck story talk where the cuckold bitch serviced me and my girlfriends. The cuckold bitch sucks black dicks who fucks me gud, they dumps their loads in my wet hole and the the cuckold bitch cleans up. It made him crazy wild to cum. ALWAYS!
Here is a one photo of the run away bride on Route 66. The fantasy: after I get married, our wedding party is a HUGE, wild orgy party at my favorite swing club in Las Vegas. I always get energized after sex so I take off in a vet on Route 66. I get this freaky idea to hitch hike and pick up more sexy people to screw!
True or not true. I'm an actress and a gud one. If you need me to blow smoke I will, and make you eat ash if that is what you need. Yes, I'm smokerella on the Net. This sexy smart bad ass bitch knows if she was a chain smoker she would not last long on Earth. I practice Bikram yoga on a regular basis AND guzzling down packs of cigs everyday, I could not do bikram. Bikram yoga is not for sissies. It is difficult and torturing, it is the heat. But I would rather have 90 minutes of pain than a whole life time of pain when I am older. At 90 years old, I will be dancing!!! Chain smoking: My house, my breath, my clothing would be cig smelling gross. I do smoke for fetish, in your fetish/slave loving face. Camera man, Cyber got off on it because it was a trashy thing for me to do. My fetish smoking makes fetish/slave men weak. It makes them hard. Smokerella aka Miss Zoe Zane
Zoe count your blessing and be grateful for what you have. Love makes the body very healthy. I got boned realllllygud last night from Cyber. He makes this sound in my ears that gets me so hot, I wanted 2 scream wildly but held my voice down cause my neighbors would heard all of it. LOL. I have to have some privacy in my life. BUT I WANTED TO LET IT RIP! When u go to a swing club you can let it rip! YA BABY!
was demanding and stressful, AND, not getting laid like I wanted even made it worse. Yes, I milked goats, feed chickens, nursed sick turkeys and cleaned up duck crap off the sidewalks to my front door. I lived on a shoe string and was a church going mom. I packed my kids on my back and walked everywhere. I was a 100% church going wife with the fear of God cursing through me. And, I did not swear!!! LOL. I made all our food from scratch from the garden I grew, and sewed all their clothes. Yes, I was a "Mormon Mama" and NOW, a porn producer that suits me well indeed. Balance is gud and today in my live cam show, I was stretching my big clit with a Las Vegas pussy pump in front of several hundred viewers. I lik tat! Miss Zoe Zane and her freaky sexy life in Northern, California. You go girl! The Zoe Zone zoblog Saturday, September 8, 2007
I was driving down the street and heard a loud noise....... like fire engine alarms. All the cars were stopped and I drove right through the intersection while the white fire truck was screaming here I AM! LOL. I drove through and made it to the other side. BURB! Angels on my tires and off to the post office to send out a DVD. Yo mama Zoe, be safe girl. Grrrrrrrrrrr
My new update this week I am having sex with my horny neighbor.
Bikram Yoga: I am still doing it, thank God. I watched a porn movie of a 61 year old and looked at myself.............................. and said DMAN! Bikram yoga makes you look very young 4 sure.
I was told what to do to get out of my boring life. Zoe, you could be a comedian on cable TV. Cam viewers told me to speak naughty words and take my clothes off. Over 400 cam viewers. Porn in the morning California 9 AM PST. Here are the pics of the Church Lady
I posted it early, and I will broadcast my cam show on time tomorrow morning at 9 AM PST. Find out what the church lady does in front of a few hundred viewers. Right on Miss Zoe!
Now for the juicy stuff. Their is this trashy housekeeper that likes to out do me. Wellllllllllllllll, not Miss Zoe your smart ass bi-Otch. I make her my friend, she tells me all her sex secrets and I give it back to her after she TRIED to out do me in a female cat fight gig. What a stupid whore!